• Thu, Jul 19 2012

Video: The First Promo For Honey Boo Boo Child’s TLC Reality Show Is Here

When we first saw that Alana “Honey Boo Boo Child” Thompson (of Toddlers and Tiaras fame) was getting her own reality show on TLC, we predicted it was going to be grade A train wreck entertainment: all the charming creepiness of her Toddlers and Tiaras appearance, but with none of Eden Wood(‘s mother’s) blatant desperation, and with a spicy dash of the Southern gothic thrown in. And from the looks of the first promo, we were right!

Titled Here Comes Honey Boo Boo (I guess the “child” part made it too long?) the show follows not just the pint-sized pageant queen, but her whole family as they participate in mud sports, pat their bellies, and scratch at the bugs that live in their scalps. There’s even a bit of disagreement among the family members as to whether or not they are “red necks;” perhaps in an effort to rebel against their roots, her older sisters retort, “we all have our teeth, don’t we?” (DO YA?)

Honey Boo Boo is as vivacious as ever, if slightly less spastic. Which is a good thing, as her “go-go juice” segment made her resemble a child possessed. The show should give viewers a nice, trashy look into how she got this way, but I hope they answer the most pressing question of all: how did her speech come to resemble a weird combination of childhood babble, drunken slurring, and sassy “ghetto” stereotype? It really is something else.

(Via The Blemish)

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  • TO

    Disgusting.

  • Katie Garrity

    Thank you, universe.

  • Joy Hajjar

    It should have been McKenzie Meyers that got her own show. Alana is so very unattractive, and a bit chubby. TLC is making a fool out of this family and Alana is nothing more than a joke… I don’t see her having a very bright future in Pageants or much else due to her environment. I bet the kids at school laugh at her.

  • Murphy

    Brain-Drain at it’s highest. Big UCK for TLC scraping the bottom of the barrel but crap sells ratings today.

  • CINDY

    WORSE SHOW IVE EVER WATCHED, TLC SHOULD BE ASHAMED, TO AIR SUCH UTTER NONENSE. WHAT A WASTE OF TIME AND MONEY

  • Fashonista

    TLC has become the worst channel

  • latindancr

    Yet another example of “dumbing down” America!!! How do we tolerate glorifying such inept individuals???? I see nothing good coming out of this show. there doesn’t appear to have any substance. If I’m missing it, kindly fill me in….and yet, they are going to be raking in the money!!! Can someone please notify this family, especially the little girl that she is NOT black!!!! I don’t care for the Kardashian clan, however, if I have to choose between the two, Kardashians all the way!!! This show appears to be horrible and despicable!

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