Last year Virgin Diaries aired on TLC and reminded us all why not everyone should aspire to be a reality TV star. Why maybe some people should stick to activities that don’t result in them turning into national jokes, complete with GIFS.
And now, after months of waiting, that cringeworthy feeling you’ve been missing all summer returns with a bang! The bang of the lord’s gavel of course. It’s time to meet even more awkward virgins who are trying to give away their v-card. Or not give away their v-card. It’s really up to the virgin as to whether he/she wants to hand it over to someone else.
We’re just lucky enough to be there to witness how it all goes down. Or doesn’t go down. Once again, anything can and cannot happen on Virgin Diaries. The only thing that I know for sure won’t happen is that you’ll turn off the season premiere and feel good about yourself — or your TV watching choices.
In this wonderful teaser clip, we meet Skippy. A man who’s first date to first makeout ratio is shockingly skewed at 200: 11. And in even scarier math news, he says that since he’s spent over $8000 on these 200 dates, the makeout sessions come out to about $727 each.
If those two facts get you excited about virginity, then wait until you watch this clip!