If you’re one of those conspiracy theorists who got so excited about Beyonce using a surrogate mother that you translated that excitement into rumors that she was lugging a blanket-covered doll around Manhattan, then I have some sad news for you. Because Blue Ivy is alive. And Blue Ivy is well!
Today, after months of seeing her toted around town with a covered head, Beyonce finally exposed her to the world. Well, the world of Bergdorf Goodman in Manhattan. Considering that her parents are Beyonce and Jay-Z, that probably will be her world. So no reason not to start there.
Luckiest human being in the world @NikiEnglish tweeted out, “ It’s cool. Just shopping next to Beyonce at Bergdorf, baby on her hip. No entourage. She winked at me, no shit.”
And you know what @NikiEnglish, that is cool. So cool that I would have quit my job and gone to Bergdorf Goodman today to get a glimpse of that baby. That mysterious, apparently-not-a-doll baby.
But I’m sure I’ll have other chances, now that I know where she shops.