Well, I’m saddened to say that I think the Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise Divorce Spectacular is starting to wind down. I’ve had such a wonderful time getting to know about them over the past few weeks and I’ll truly miss that special sparkle of scientology mystique that they bring to the world of celebrity gossip.
As someone who’s obsessed over Suri Cruise since the day Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise announced her conception (and the rumors about Chris Klein being her biological father started circuluating), it was refreshing to see her parents finally get some of their own publicity.
Publicity that didn’t have to do with Suri wearing high heels or Suri wearing a sleeveless dress in January. For the first time since her birth, the focus was back on them and their bizarre marriage. A marriage that started on Oprah’s couch and ended with secret phone calls to Nicole Kidman from a disposable cell phone. A marriage that at one point seemed like a match made in PR heaven (and couple height hell), that turned into Scientology’s biggest PR disaster.
Ah, divorce. Such a beautiful event in the celebrity lifecycle. May another huge couple break up soon due to alleged gay affairs and insane religious demands. Until then, enjoy my favorite ecards from the Divorce Spectacular.