It’s no secret that Katy Perry loves her spinning boob decorations, but is she willing to die for them? According to The UK Sun, the people who insure her ridiculously lucrative tour are telling her she needs to ditch her spinning peppermint bra, because it’s just too damn dangerous. (Dangerously sexy.)
Contrary to popular belief, the specific danger cited was not Death By Cheesecake Overload, but the “neck strain” that occurs when Perry’s hair gets stuck in the wheels. “I keep being told the insurers are worried I will injure my neck,” Katy told the paper. “I seriously doubt it could be lethal but they want a new bra designed that will not allow hair to be caught up.”
Apparently, this has happened in the past, but Katy Perry was kind of “whatever” about it:
“My hair got caught in the wheels of my spinning peppermint bra and began to coil around and around. I’m forced to just go with it so, by the end of the song, it looked quite like I was licking my own tits. What a girl does for her art.”
As tempting as it would be to cite this as a most fitting way for the person who floods my bodega with computerized torture pop to exit this world, collecting a Darwin award in the process, I do not actually want Katy Perry to die. But if she insists on continuing down this path to destruction, I can hardly be expected to stop her, now can I?