That Brangelina, always doing things for the good of others! Now that he’s finally put a ring on it, they’re going to have the wedding of the century. It’ll be like the Royal Wedding was last year, except for legitimate celebrities. My ovaries are already trembling in anticipation of all the cute ways they’ll put their brood of kids to work as ring bearers and flower girls. And even though this power couple is wealthy and gorgeous enough to get married in some stunning venue in the South of France, they’re settling for New Orleans instead.
At least, that’s according to the sources at heatÂ magazine. Apparently the florists and caterers have already been booked, and plans are underway to hold the nuptials at Brad PittÂ and Angelina Jolie‘s huge mansion. I just can’t get over this quote from the magazine’s insider:
“People thought they would choose their house in France, but New Orleans makes so much more sense.Â They donâ€™t have a permanent place in LA, but they have one in New Orleans. Also, they know how much money will be injected into the city if they wed there.”
Because when you’re having a celebrity wedding, the number-one thing to consider is the state of the economy for where you’ll be holding it. NOLA.com takes it a step further by pointing out that not only will Brad and Angie be pumping more money into one of their cities of residence, but it’ll make New Orleans look good when famous attendees like George Clooney, Tilda Swinton, Quentin Tarantino,Â and Jonah HillÂ touch down.
I just… No, there’s nothing I can say to argue with this. Brangelina is a strong enough force that they will alter the economy of wherever they get married. And the citizens of the city, whether it is indeed New Orleans or elsewhere, will stand there in open-mouthed awe, celebrating their celebrity saviors. This story is the definition of SMH.