• Tue, Jul 10 2012

Watch: A Charming British Woman Tells Us The 10 Reasons Women Watch Porn

So turns out that some women watch porn. Can you believe it? The same gender that darns socks and makes dinner and reads 50 Shades of Grey watches porn.

Pick your mouth up from the floor because we just found out why that happens. Our friend Emily Hartridge from across the pond shared the 10 reasons women watch porn with us. And she shares them in a realistic way. Also a charming way, because she’s British and I’m entranced by a British accent.

They can get me to do almost anything. Especially when they’re coming from children. I’m 67% sure that the little girls from The Holiday (who are probably grown women by now) could convince me to commit a murder. They’re just so cute. Maybe that’s why I’m already obsessed with Adele’s baby. I know it will have the most perfect little accent. That hopefully won’t talk about porn for 18 years.

Then again, I reckon that by the time that baby hits kindergarten 50 Shades of Grey will be an elementary school textbook. Ugh, society!

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  • Samantha

    Totally feel the same way about British accents. Especially on guys.