Obviously, someone has to lead the way, and it's going to be Kanye. Take two steps back, Kim, and learn your place.
It will not be worthy of Twitter, if it's not the two of them! Kim will have to learn this stat.
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Obviously, someone has to lead the way, and it's going to be Kanye. Take two steps back, Kim, and learn your place.
Listen. If you're going to be in a relationship with Kanye, you should match whenever he says so. No questions. Also, when he says jump, be sure to ask "How high, darling?"
Quick, Kim! Smile! Show the world we're just like them but richer and more self-involved.
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Baby, you're so smart!
Considering the heels that Kim sometimes wears, it's probably just a matter of time before she eats it on the sidewalk and cracks her skull. Good thing Kanye will make her wear helmets to protect all that brainpower -- it's also nice that he's wearing a matching one so she doesn't feel alone.
And we already covered that he likes to match.
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It's not true love if you don't show it off in public as much as possible -- 'tis fact. If Kim doesn't prove time and time again while the paparazzi is clicking away that this is for real, then Kanye will get "heated" and sad.
No one likes a heated and sad Kanye, because it's hard enough to like him as is.
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