Myla Sinanaj, the Kim Kardashian lookalike that Kris Humphries hooked up with after his 72-day reality TV marriage ended in divorce, is telling TMZ that she’s three months pregnant with Kris’ baby. Of course, this story is suspect because there’s a lot of mixed signals going on: Myla says that she wants to raise this kid alone because Kris “betrayed” her by talking crap about their relationship. And yet, they’ve been in contact for the past few weeks—only, she hasn’t actually told him the big news yet.
That’s right—if this is true, Kris Humphries will learn about his unborn child through his Google Alerts. But honestly, there’s someone else whose reaction I’m a little more worried about: Kim Kardashian. We know, from her extensive interviews as well as the last season of Kim and Kourtney Take New York, that the double-header of turning 30 and getting hitched had Kim suffering from baby fever. Maybe because even she knew that her marriage was a sham, Kim vacillated between feeling ready to have kids and freaking out. Over the course of one episode, she had Kris all excited to be a dad, but then decided to go back to taking her birth control.
Not long after that episode was filmed, Kim filed for divorce. Subsequent interviews, like this Glamour profile of the three Kardashian girls, have Kim sounding a lot more melancholy on the topic, like her chances to get pregnant are slipping away. “I don’t know,” she confessed. “I always wanted what Mom and Dad had. And at first I was like, I want six kids. Then I went down to four, then I was down to three…and now I’m like, maybe I won’t have any. Maybe I’ll just be a good aunt.”
Still, you can tell the longing is there. Which (I imagine) will make it incredibly difficult once the news about Myla and Kris comes out. Even if you’re a calculating reality star, it has to hurt to see your husband impregnate another woman. Not to mention if the pregnancy brings Kris and his ex back together for the sake of their kid.
Of course, my sympathy for Kim can only go so far since Myla’s announcement now gives the Kardashians major ammo in the divorce proceedings. The foundation of Kris’ argument is that he was devastated by Kim dropping him… but obviously he was able to get over it fairly quickly.