Taylor Swift Possibly Getting Into Politics And/Or Patrick Schwarzenegger’s Pants

Taylor Swift for President of The United States? It could happen. Especially after hearing that she spent the Fourth of July canoodling with Patrick Schwarzenegger and other Kennedy family members in Massachusetts. Our gal pals over at TMZ report the following about this breaking news.

22-year-old Taylor and 18-year-old Patrick Schwarzenegger were spotted in Massachusetts together … laughing … and at one point, taking a private stroll along the beach. We’re told the two were also seen with several members of the Kennedy family.

Private stroll along the beach!!! What does this mean and how do we interpret this vague news?

They must be dating.

You don’t just spend an American holiday with an American family like the Kennedy’s just because you’re good friends. I doubt they have an open invite policy in that family. The cost of background checks and lie detector tests just wouldn’t be worth it.

While Patrick’s a little on the young side for Taylor, I’m happy to see her branching away from the Hollywood scene. Sure Patrick’s a Schwarzenegger and sure he starred as Jock Kid #3 in The Benchwarmers, but he’s still not as “Hollywood IT scene-y” as superstars like Jake GyllenhaalJohn Mayer and Taylor Lautner. All men she’s dated in the past. All men that are super high-profile and turn up tons of drama in her life. No rendezvous with these men goes undocumented, no break-up goes unanalyzed.

It might be nice for her to date a non-celeb for a bit. Might even be refreshing.

Maybe she can gain more confidence from being the older women in a relationship (and maybe find a new reason to use her “O” face).  Or maybe she can get new material for her next album. Either one would be totally acceptable in my book and I eagerly await to see how this all pans out.

(Photo: Judy Eddy/WENN.com)


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    • Meghan Radespiel

      I wonder if she could incorporate The Terminator into one of her future songs…

    • Katie B.

      theyre not dating lol people assume that evrytime shes seen with a guy, they must be dating lol. taylor is vacatining with the kennedys tats why patrick is there because duh hes family.

      • Jenni Maier

        I know why Patrick is there…why is Taylor Swift ALSO there?

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    • dumbs

      Yall forgot to mention the fact that SHE WAS THERE ON VACATION WITH DIANNA AGRON, CLAIRE KISLINGER, ASHLEY AVIGNONE, AND ROXY OLIN. They all rented a house together next door to the Kennedy Compound. Dumbasses should check their shit before posting stupid crap. It was a coincidence Patrick was there with her because Patrick is related to the Kennedy’s so of course he’s going to be there, they just met and hugged and played Capture the flag with the kids and stuff. There was no romantic getaway trip at the Kennedy’s, Taylor was there with her friends, including Dianna Agron, I don’t see why people are ignoring that since she is a pretty big celeb too.

    • wtf

      @Jenni Maier, she’s close with the Kennedys, she was always fascinated by them and read all these books and junk and became friends with them when she was invited to the Ethel film at Sundance. She was invited and went vacationing with her friends, including Dianna Agron, as they rented a house nearby the compound. Taylor wasn’t there with Patrick, he just happened to be there as well. FFS people.

    • Natalie Zutter

      I love it when the commenters who are offended by our articles name THEMSELVES things like “dumb” and “wtf”

    • kaleigh

      this article was hilarious! I loved it! very witty and well written!! I like her writing stye.

      • Jenni Maier

        Thanks. I couldn’t do it without T. Swift.