• Tue, Jul 3 2012

Anyone Else Creeped Out By This 50 Shades Of Elizabeth Olsen Facebook Fan Page?

I know we’ve all  gone Fifty Shades of Grey casting crazy, but this 50 Shades of Elizabeth Olsen Facebook Fan Page is just too much. Well, except for the 8 people who like it. For them it’s apparently just enough.

Apparently these 8 people want Elizabeth Olsen to be Anastasia Steele so badly that they created a Facebook fan page to promote their cause. I suppose in the hopes that if people see quotes from the book superimposed over her face, that they’ll suddenly realize she’s just perfect for the part.

Or they’ll realize that some people are so obsessed with seeing Elizabeth Olsen as Anastasia Steele, that they’ve relocated to a house on the corner of Creepy and Really!?

You don’t see me creating 50 Shades of Rupert Grint fan pages, even though I think he’d be PERFECT for the part of Christian Grey. Then again, I haven’t read the book, so I might be a little off with my casting ideas. My friends did give me quite the side eye when I suggested that Sally Field play Anastasia Steele. Sorry I’m not sorry for not being an ageist. And for supporting Boniva health bone growth for post-menopausal women.

Back to Elizabeth Olsen. She’ll never take the part. This movie’s way too mainstream for her tastes. It’s much more Ashley Olsen. Maybe even Mary-Kate Olsen. Possibly even their eldest brother Trent Olsen. But it’s most certainly not a role for Lizzy Olsen.

Unless they change her name to Anastasia May Marlene and turn it into a psychological thriller.

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  • lucygoosey74

    The only thing I find creepy about Elizabeth Olsen is her penchant for dressing like an 80 year old..from 1992.

    • Jenni Maier

      She’s an Olsen. She’ll never be totally normal.

  • Meghan Radespiel

    ‘You don’t see me creating 50 Shades of Rupert Grint fan pages, even though I think he’d be PERFECT for the part of Christian Grey. Then again, I haven’t read the book, so I might be a little off with my casting ideas. My friends did give me quite the side eye when I suggested that Sally Field play Anastasia Steele. Sorry I’m not sorry for not being an ageist. And for supporting Boniva health bone growth for post-menopausal women.’–This may be the greatest thing I have read all day. Team Sally Field

  • Jules

    Good lord Jennie, the Rupert Grint/Sally Field comment will keep me laughing for days…go team Grint/Field!!. A close second in hilarious comments of the day has to be the “The only thing I find creepy about Elizabeth Olsen is her penchent for dressing like an 80 year old…. from 1992″. Classic!.

  • Jules

    Aaaand that’s Jenni not Jennie. I thought I had deleted the”e”…my apologies.

  • Donica

    LOL, I absolutely love what you have written. After doing some research on Elizabeth Olsen I realized that she most definitely is not right for the part. You should check out the other page I admin https://www.facebook.com/IanSomerhalder4ChristianGrey.
    There are hundreds of other pages just like mine. I gave up promoting Lizzy when I finally found the perfect Anastasia. . .

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