How I Imagine Suri Cruise Reacted To The Tom Cruise And Katie Holmes Divorce News

With complete nonchalance.

I just picture her looking at the both of them and calling her lawyer to sort out the details.  As if she has time to deal with her parents’ petty marriage problems. It’s not like everyone didn’t see this coming. So Puh-lease, let Suri Cruise know when you have real news.

Like when her baby wedges finally arrive from Paris. She needs them in time for her Fourth of July fundraiser. The fundraiser, of course, being to get herself legally emancipated from her parents.

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