Miley Cyrus Continues Fueling Pregnancy Rumors By Using ‘Dad’ And ‘Liam Hemsworth’ In The Same Sentence

As our loyal readers know, we’re on a crusade to be the very first news site to break the inevitable “Miley Cyrus is Pregnant” story. Unfortunately, that means we’re often forced to use the tiniest bits of evidence to prove that she’s with child. Simply put, we don’t have time to wait for a baby bulge to pop out on the cover of People. We have to use what we have right now to make our case. That’s what the hard news business has come to these days. You have to make the news if you want to break the news.

Here’s what we know so far. She’s possibly marrying Liam Hemsworth this weekend in the grand tradition of a shotgun wedding. And she’s staying sober while she’s partying. While there are a variety of explanations for both of these rumors, we’re going to stick with the pregnancy one for now. Because it’s more fun to picture a very special episode of Hannah Montana giving birth.

So here’s the latest on this breaking story. Last night Miley Cyrus and her fiance attended the Australians in Film Awards & Benefit Dinner in LA. (Why was an Australians in Films Award Dinner not in Australia!? Because pregnant woman can’t travel. Boom. That’s a bonus story hidden inside of parentheses.) While walking the red carpet Miley Cyrus said she loves Liam Hemsworth because he reminds her of her own dad, Billy Ray Cyrus.

And no guys, I don’t thinks she’s referring to the fact he looks good cuddled up next to her in a white sheet. I think she’s trying to tell us she’s pregnant by using Liam Hemsworth and dad in the same sentence. She’s trying to say that there’s a bun in the oven and we should set our timer for 9 months so it doesn’t get burnt. Maybe I’m reading too much into this. Or maybe she’s reading too much What to Expect When You’re Expecting.

We won’t know officially until she’s cuddled up on the cover of a magazine holding her little bundle of joy. Until then we’ll continue speculating more thoroughly than an unlicensed OB-GYN hired by In Touch to evaluate baby bumps.

(Photo: FayesVision/WENN.com)

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    • Twistednewsgirl

      I think I am in love with you (whoever you are) – this post made me laugh so hard! AMAZEBALLS <3

      • Jenni Maier

        I’m Jenni Maier. I’m an Aquarius. And I’m an unlicensed doctor to the stars.

    • gigi

      ha ha twisted…me too! I loved the sheet comment! We’ll stay with you on Operation Best of Bump Worlds!

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    • Melissa

      Idiot. You are such an idiot. I randomly came across this post and I literally feel like I just wasted precious minutes on my life with this bullshit. I’m wasting even more by posting this comment but I really won’t feel satisfied with myself if I don’t tell you how much of an ignorant, idiotic psycho you are. First of all, I am not a fan of Miley Cyrus. I have a few of her songs on my iPod but I can’t really call myself a fan of her. I do, however, believe that she is a beautiful person and people should stop reading so much into every little thing she does or wears. With that being said I hope you all realize that my comment is not biased. Second of all, whether she really is pregnant or not, we will never tell with this pathetic excuse of “evidence” that you have gathered. “Dad” and “Liam” on the same sentence? Really? Is that really the best you got? You hear of two young people getting married and you all just have to assume that it’s because the guy knocked up the girl? If you guys all truly believe this, then you are all truly idiots! Kevin Jonas got married young and I don’t see him or his wife, Danielle, with a two year old baby. Like I said if she’s pregnant or not we won’t know. But you all are still in square one with that rumor because this article doesn’t prove nothing at all. “Dad” and “Liam” on the same sentence? HA! Were you that bored at home that you decided it was worth it to post this article? Honestly, I can’t even stress how embarrassed you should feel at posting such a crappy article. If Miley reads this, she will laugh her head off at how desperate you’re being in trying to decipher whether or not she’s pregnant.

      • Jenni Maier

        So what I’m reading is that you also think she’s pregnant? Dare I say that great minds think alike?!

    • Terae

      you reached so far out left field you look like an idiot..first off, preggos can fly up to like 6 or 7 months as long as there is no health issues…i did it..second when i got married i told everyone the same thing my hubby was like my dad…so your an idiot…and no i didnt get preggo til five years in!!!

      • Jenni Maier

        I like your use of ellipses. And your medical background in the field of diagnosing idiots. Thank you for your input.

    • someone

      This article is so stupid. Can two people in love not get married for LOVE? There has to be a baby involved?? This is insane. And um perhaps she wasn’t drinking because…Hmm… Well 1) she’s underage and 2) why do you have to make it sound like she has to drink at every party or else she MUST be pregnant? You’re so close minded. And “I’m an unlicensed mental telepathy wiz, therefore I can tell you I read her mind and know she is not pregnant.” Yay for unlicensed prats and their unofficial claims. This article ranks up there with the ones claiming she is fat.