Gallery: 10 Celebrities Who Will Benefit From The Supreme Court’s Healthcare Ruling

Will finally get the complicated care she needs to keep Anna Wintour from sucking the life out of her.

"Did somebody say 'free prescription drugs'?"

Can convalesce for her various mental maladies without worrying about the bills she's racking up.

May her exhaustion never rise to dangerous levels again.

Suffers from a specific subset of exhaustion called "oversaturation."

Must have his douche gland expressed once a fortnight, or he will die.

Now she's got no excuse not to get that NPD looked at.

Hangover I.V. drips for all!

"Does Obamacare cover plastic surgery?"

Has never met a game of "doctor" he didn't want to join in on.