Hey look, it’s a news item about Octomom that’s not totally depressing! But still a little bit icky, in the way that all news about Octomom’s vagina makes one feel a little bit icky.
Despite stating in the past that she had “zero sexual interest” and did not plan to date anyone until all her kids were at least 18 years old, Nadya Suleman has gone out and gotten herself a boyfriend. And a hot one, too. Maybe the masturbation porn really did broaden her horizons!
The lucky gentleman is a 23-year-old amateur bodybuilder named Frankie G., whom TMZ spotted picking her up from the airport earlier this week. A fitting fellow to help a 36-year-old lady get her groove back, no? He seems about as fameball-y as one would have to be to date Octomom, but he also seems sweet. For instance, when they asked him what it’s like to date Octomom, he replied, “She’s a wonderful person, she has a good heart.” And of course, they met “through church.” (I propose a Crushable field trip to whatever LA church embraces freakish cultural artifacts like Octomom, Courtney Stodden, Kim Kardashian, etc.)
When asked if their age difference was a problem, Octomom replied “I have the mind of an 18-year-old,” which might not be the best thing to hear come out of a mother of 14′s mouth, but whatevs. Creepy, confusing weirdos need love, too.