I think we’re burnt out on celebrity pregnancies, what with Hilary Duff and Jessica Simpson seeming to gestate for years before popping out cute kids. That must be why no one really cares that Megan Fox is also with child, and stories about her emerging baby bump are pretty boring. Except for this one from Celeb Dirty Laundry, and it’s all because of the amazing photo.
Some paparazzo trying to snap a pic of what looks like nothing more than a food baby on Megan’s skinny frame instead ended up face-to-face with her husband Brian Austin Green, who went into full-on caveman mode and blocked his wife’s body from the cameras. But they got a much better shot: His face twisted into disgust and anger, no doubt the result of his fatherly instincts suddenly flooding his system. As far as he’s concerned, no one is getting any sort of exclusive shot of his kid.
I can’t remember the last time I saw such a protective celebrity father-to-be! You know that if the photog had come any closer, Brian would’ve pulled an Alec Baldwin and punched the guy’s lights out. All to keep the flashbulbs away from the little Green fetus. (Sorry to say, but he also looks a bit like Gollum from Lord of the Rings; if this were a TMZ video, I’d half expect to hear him hissing, “Myyy preccciousss…“)
Brian should take a lesson from beloved celeb dad Chris Hemsworth, who knows how to be protective as well as when to laugh.