It looks like they glued leftover pieces of wrapping paper to the walls.
It looks like they glued leftover pieces of wrapping paper to the walls.
I can feel the nastiness of the fluorescent lighting through the computer screen. And that giant red cloth clumsily draped all over the room--what is that??
Someone needs to trim that black and white curtain. It looks awkward!
You can buy that "sexy shoe" chair at any sex shop. Couldn't they have gotten some kind of fancy, custom one made by like, Betsey Johnson or someone?
Snooki's is on the left, JWoww's is on the right. Phone alcove and closet in the middle. Ugh, that red cloth is killing me.
Even the font looks cheap! Did I mention it's in a former fire house? The Real World Philly firehouse puts this hovel to shame. There's not even a pole to slide down. Come on!
Again, with the poorly done wallpaper. And the wood paneling makes me want to cry.
Seriously, someone should tell Snooki how much money she makes.
The only thing sadder than a poorly done leopard print room is a poorly half done leopard print room.
I can't even look at it.
Even the bathroom looks cheap!
Okay, the pressed tin ceilings are nice.
I think I saw those chairs at Ikea. They are meant for the outdoors.
This font might be suitable for a cheer captain at one of the lesser high schools. Might.
FUCK THAT RED FABRIC FUCK IT FOREVER FUCK!
These "Scarface" style portraits might be the only cool furnishing in the apartment.
Seriously, MTV, there's a difference between being cheap and being tacky. And Snooki and JWoww deserve a resplendently tacky apartment.






































