• Tue, Jun 19 2012

Did John Mayer Try To Hit On Jennifer Lawrence At Medieval Times?

As part of his intrepid quest to defile the hearts and loins of as many fair ladies as he will, John Mayer has set his sights on none other than Hunger Games star Jennifer Lawrence. And, like many a casanova before him, he reportedly elected to begin the seduction at that most sensual of locales, Medieval Times.

At least, according to various sources. RadarOnline reports that Mayer put the moves on Jennifer this past Saturday at the corny tourist attraction, and that she did not respond by shooting him an icy glare and telling him she’s already dating Nicholas Hoult, but by “giggling and covering her mouth”:

“It was almost like she was a little nervous being around him. She kept giggling and covering her mouth. It was cute,” an eyewitness dishes.

“And John was eyeing up Jennifer like he was a dog and she was a juicy pork chop! When he lays on the charm he lays it on real thick!”

That’s very interesting, but can you describe it in an even grosser way?

“He’s really well read so he kept using his knowledge of the medieval era to make puns and crack everyone up. He was even putting on an English accent at times and ordering ‘beer-eth.’ Jennifer thought he was a riot. It was like a freshman having a crush on the captain of the football team.”

Let’s get one thing straight, okay? John Mayer is not the captain of the football team. If we’re going to go with high school metaphors, I’d say he’s the weird older guy who hangs around high school parties hoping a drunk teen will throw a handjob his way merely because he is older. (And who won’t even wait until the next day to brag to his buddies about it.) Jennifer Lawrence is that rare theater kid who seems to be well-liked by everyone because she’s pretty and nice and not as annoying as the rest of the drama club. Don’t get it twisted.

In any case, I’m not sure I believe this rumor, because Jennifer Lawrence doesn’t seem like the type to go for John “David Duke dick” Mayer over her cute, nice, age-appropriate boyfriend. But maybe I’m wrong. Never underestimate the appeal of a soft rock bad boy, I guess.

(Via RadarOnline)

(Photo Credit: WENN.com)

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  • Meghan Radespiel

    LEAVE HER ALONE JOHN! He better not taint my Jennifer!

  • Jules

    I think the whole thing is HORSE SHIT (LOL!)…the papparazzi have so far followed Jennifer Lawrence to the ATM machine followed by a trip to the nail salon, lunch with friends, to the movies…yet, when Lawrence is supposedly out with one of the most notorious lotharios in Hollywood there are NO PHOTOS??. Oh! and the shopping trip with Lawrence’s (new best friend apparently)Zoey Daschanel? hey, maybe they are friends but…where are the PHOTOS?!…The reports originally surfaced on Radaronline then Wetpaint which are British tabloids. British tabloids. Yes, those bastions of fine entertainment journalism who use tactics like hacking into phones, e-mails, etc., they report this with no photographs and people believe it?. “A source says”… “one insider noted”…yeah, right. It sounds a lot more like some gossip hounds who can’t find ANYTHING remotely scandel related to write about Jennifer Lawrence will resort to the next best thing: Make Shit Up. Jennifer Lawrence is talented, well liked and red hot and scandel free…what a conundrum for the gossips. Oh, I also find it interesting that with Radar, Wetpaint, and now unfortunately, Jezebel one must sign into Facebook, Twitter or Google to respond to this “article”…well, that’s one way to get more suckers, I mean people to make a Facebook, Twitter, Google account. C’mon Jenny Maier, Natalie Zutter… I’d like to hear from you fine ladies. I ask you, shouldn’t there be …photos (LOL!).

  • Ashley

    This story is bogus. FYI- He was there and dressed like that for a music video. They were filming for Queen of California because it is the next single.