Phil Dunphy, Modern Family
Cutest dad ever. Obvious ‘Adopt Me’. ‘Nuff said.
(Image: elle.com)Brad Pitt
As attractive as I used to find Brad Pitt to be, I don’t love the grizzled shagdog look, so I’m going with a strong ‘Adopt Me’, here. I get the vibe that he and Angelina are good parents who encourage their kids to be individuals, so I’d throw my lot in with Shiloh, Maddox, Pax, Zahara, Knox and Vivienne any day. Just think, you could play Capture the Flag any time you wanted. There are automatically six kids to play any game.