Listen, Will, you’re hot and all, but I’m gonna have to go with a strong’Adopt Me’. That way I could have a lucrative singing and acting career even as a small child, like Willow and Jaden.
And there you have it. Agree? Disagree? Let us know in the comments if we’re right on or if we’ve made HUGE MISTAKES, ala GOB from Arrested Development, another glorious example of an absentee father. (Date Me, Will Arnett. Just do it.)