• Fri, Jun 15 2012

Ryan Seacrest Cock Blocks Himself

Ryan Seacrest and Julianne Hough are still pretending to be dating, and if they actually shared a bed, Ryan wouldn’t be sleeping in it this evening because he made a boo-boo. Julianne told him she loved him on live radio, and he didn’t say it back. Whomp whomp. Julianne called in to Ryan’s radio show to promote her new movie, Rock of Ages, and the two of them conducted an eight minute interview interspersed with lots of cutesy, giggly moments which I’m sure were totally heartfelt and not at all staged.

Ryan only had good things to say about the movie (he’s not that dumb), telling everyone that he loved it and her performance in it, saying, “I’m very proud of you. Go see Julianne in the movie. Thanks, darling.” She then signed off with, “Alright. Love you. Bye.”, to which he responded just, “Bye.”

Ohhhh shit son. You in trouble now. The rest of the show staff immediately started making fun of Ryan for the slip-up, saying, “She said ‘I love you’ and you didn’t say it back!” To which Ryan responded, “Because you guys wouldn’t shut up!” and then went to commercial.

Now, I’m sure it was just a fluke reaction to say bye without saying ‘I love you’ back, but it’s much more exciting to try to analyze why this happened, so I’m gonna go with that. Obviously Ryan is angry with Julianne. No, angry’s probably not the right word. Furious. He let her still come on the show because he’s a true professional, but inwardly, he’s seething. The only logical source for this much fury is a really huge argument, and I have it narrowed down to two possible topics.

  1. Ryan really wanted Tom Cruise‘s part in Rock of Ages
  2. Ryan and Julianne wore the same dress to the American Idol Semiannual Ice Cream Social.

I really think it has to be the second one. Ryan’s always said he looks better in a busy floral but Julianne insists on wearing them anyway. Stay tuned to Crushable.com for news on this continuing fight, including the custody battle. Oh, they don’t even have kids yet? Well…stay extra tuned, then.

(Image: zimbio.com)

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