I love when other people put words in celebs’ mouths. I find it hilarious. Because, it’s like, we’ll never really know what Beyonce is thinking or feeling or paying her surrogate. But we can take guesses. Very public guesses.
Some genius out there created this fabulous tumblr called “Jay-Z and Beyonce Worry About Kanye West.” You know, because he’s faux-dating Kim Kardashian and making his already horrible reputation of being a douchebag even worse. And he hangs out with Jay-Z, a respected human being who manage to speak publicly without pissing off 76% of the population.
Rather than waxing poetic for hours on the greatness of this new tumblr, I thought I would just share a few of my favorite posts with you. Because we’re best friends and I want to share everything with you. (Unless you’re the person who’s constantly tweeting at Crushable to fire me. Then we’re not best friends, we’re still just at frenemy level. For obvious reasons.)
So take a look and laugh with me. Maybe even roll on the floor and laugh with me. I’m a big believer in literal ROTFL-ing. It’s why I never wear white. I fear looking like a human swiffer.
Love this entire concept? Obvi, that’s we’re BFF. (Next stop on the friend train: a blood pact. More information on that next week!) You can read even more about the sordid love triangle between Kanye, Jay-Z and Beyonce right here.
(Photo: Killer HipHop)