3. Does Tamra deserve any of the awesome stuff that keeps happening to her?
Ugh. I know I’m probably just jealous, but why does she get to go to Bora Bora with her Latin lover and live in these amazing bungalows with clear blue ocean water underneath? Why does she get exotic vacations? And cute straw fedoras? Bottomless glasses of champagne? And (SPOILER ALERT) a huge ass diamond ring? I don’t get it. Eddie insists that she does deserve it. She says she doesn’t deserve it and that she is used to the “hard knocks.” Yes, she was in a crap marriage with a guy that wasn’t the right fit for her, but she is just so mean. She is such a mean girl. I feel like a girl like that (though obviously somewhere deep down she has a heart) shouldn’t be rewarded and showered with luxury. This is also coming from a girl who had a handful of Goldfish Crackers for dinner and has $43.00 in her bank account, so what do I know?
4. Are Gretchen and Slade the least romantic couple on TV ever?
Yes. She is so bratty and demanding. Slade is like a little puppy dog. It’s sickening and sad to watch. I find myself feeling bad for Slade during the fight that breaks out between these two idiots. She’s not ready to get married and basically yells at him for wanting to propose and ask to spend the rest of his life with her. It’s all about money and Slade’s debt. Why would it be about love and companionship? That’s just ridiculous. Poor Slade! He needs to get his balls back from Gretchen when this relationship crashes and burns.
5. Does anyone reading this know Nikki- The Scuba Instructor’s phone number?
I mean, I’m just wondering for journalistic purposes. What if I wanted to do an interview or something? It’s not like I’m interested or anything. But even if I was, I guess the long distance thing would be tough. You know, me being from the middle of nowhere in the Midwest, and him being all the way in Bora Bora. He just has a really sexy accent and a hair chest (my only two must-haves in a relationship, obviously), and I think it could work! So if anyone knows Nikki and wants to tell him that Katie from Crushable wouldn’t hate getting a cup of coffee, I’d really appreciate it.
6. How excited are you for the return of Jeana Keough and the crazy Sarah girl?
I love the extra people who guest star and cause problems! They are more interesting than the actual housewives! Next week is going to be good, and I cannot wait.