News came out today that Zac Efron is no longer dating actress Lily Collins, prompting many to ask: “they were dating in the first place?”
Apparently, they were. For three whole months, no less! But there are almost zero photos of them together, which makes me think either they didn’t hang out that much, or Zac Efron is wilier at evading the paparazzi than we thought. I guess he learned something from Hotel Balcony-gate. (Or “O.J.-gate,” as I like to think of it.) My takeaway here is that Zac Efron makes an excellent boyfriend, because he’s good at sneaking around and depriving the world of juicy, embarrassing photos to look at. (And don’t forget that he always uses protection.)
Why did they break up? Well, sources tell Us Weekly that it was never very serious to begin with, but I suspect it may have had something to do with Zac’s ill-advised mustache. Maybe he’s trying to fug himself up Johnny Depp style, to test whether girls like him for his smooth, evenly tanned face or his deep and sensitive personality? In which case: don’t worry, Zac. We here at Crushable love you for who you are inside.
(Via Us Weekly)