• Mon, Jun 11 2012

I’m Sad That This ‘I Want To Give Zayn Malik A Blow Job’ Photo Exists

While perusing the interweb this morning and catching up on all my latest One Direction news, I came across this photo of Zayn Malik getting a blow job from a stick figure. As someone who works on the Internet every single day and spends time in some of the darkest corners of it, I’m not shocked by a photo of a stick figure blow job. I’ve seen much worse. As in non-stick-figure blow jobs.  I am shocked however that this is how fans are expressing their love for their celebrity crushes.

What happened to people being content with just seeing their crush at a concert? To daydreaming about kissing their crush with tongue? Are we really at the point that girls fantasize about giving their idols head out of excitement? I’d hate to think that “If I ever get my hands on Harry Styles, I’m going to give him a blow job!” is common slumber party talk these days.

Call me naive, but I still hold out hope these girls fantasize about meeting these boys  and spending a blissful day with them conversing about what makes a woman beautiful?

What does it say about our society if a girl day dreams about giving her favorite boy band member head? I know we’re living in an increasizingly sexualized society, but really? Has it really come to this? This idea that giving someone a blow job proves how much you like them.

Maybe I’m reading too much into this one photo. But I just don’t remember ever sitting around at middle school sleepovers talking about how Justin Timberlake’s penis would feel in my mouth. But times are changing and I’m scared that this might be the way things are now. That this “I like him so much that I would suck him off to prove it” talk is the way of the middle school world now.

In slightly related news, I just decided my kids will never have Internet access. I hope they like playing jacks and marbles and other wholesome non-oral-sex related games.

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  • Kelsey Manning

    Oh my God this is horrifying…

  • Nina

    This is sad. I hope this isn’t really what girls these days think they need to do to impress a guy.

    • Vanessa gomez

      I would do it to any of the one direction boys

  • http://www.caitlincorsetti.com Caitlin Corsetti

    Oof this is so wrong.

  • Stephanie

    This is disgusting, but one nasty picture doesn’t mean that this entire generation’s the same way.

    I mean, in the days of Justin Timberlake crushes, I’m willing to bet that at least one of his thousands of fans thought this way too.

  • Tina

    Unfortunately yes this is how societies young girls think now a days. Very sad, cause i know when i was growing up I sure did not fantasize about doing that to any of my celeb crushes, i would day dream about smooching them and going on romantic dates. Now if only these young girls knew its not very fun to give a blow job =). They would stop fantasizing about it! Very disturbing and sad, and I’m only 21, it wasn’t to long ago i was that young! lol

  • Michelle

    Sex is overrated in the first place. I bet the person who made this picture is a virgin. Ew…

  • Vanessa

    When I said I wanted a less pubescent picture this is not what I had in mind! EEEKKK!!! That is really disturbing!

    • Jenni Maier

      Ha! My apologies. Next time will be a more mature photo. The right kind of mature.

  • Kiana

    As a fan of one direction,I would never even think about doing something like that

    buut really,You can’t blame my generation(Even if i usually do)For this one.

    this kind of stuff has been going on since the 70′s and 80′s

    It’s nothing new

  • yazzy

    i’m a directioner myself, and i agree with the writer’s opinion about this fandom.. it’s too dirty and sometimes i feel so embarrassed by it.. these girls are just too much.. and there are some dirty twitter trends about the boys almost everyday.. i seriously don’t like it and i think the boys would feel the same too..i wonder what would the boys’ parents feel when they read about it..

  • Eileen

    I think it’s more that the picture totally lends itself to that kind of thinking. I find it pretty funny.

    But quite honestly, yeah, as a tween/teenager, I fantasized about blowing my celebrity crushes. I didn’t know them. I had no feelings about their personalities. I knew that any news that came out of them was filtered through tons of PR people. So, no, I didn’t imagine long, soulful dates. But I did think they were hot, and as a person with a burgeoning sex drive, I wanted to have sexual relations with them in a variety of different ways. And you know what? I actually do like giving blow jobs, still. Stop judging.

    And, really, you don’t see how someone could see that picture and come up with that caption?

    • Vanessa gomez

      Ikr I bet if zayn asked any of these people to give him
      A blow job they would say YES I know I would

  • 1direction soul mate

    Omg. I’m not suprised, teenage girls will do crazy things like this, especially desperate ones who’ve never had a boyfriend. When you are a virgin and are really into a superstar you will never meet, you develop an internal nymphomania, an unquenchable thirst for simply their presence and recognition.

    I would know this because I happen to be a teenage girl who’s never had a boyfriend and love Zayn Malik to death haha but I know better than to post something lke that.

    I would do anything for the love and recognition of any 1 direction member.

  • zayn

    niye benle dalga geciyosunuz benimle dalga gecenin warya amını *******

  • Weirdomeido

    Ok lmfao

  • Cookie; p

    wow this is so weird Lol who would do a blow job to a star thats just disgusting little kids need to be more imature lmaoo wow there just trying to grow up fast im not trying to grow up fast thats just nasty right there thats sick

    • Tristian

      absolutely disgusting!!!

  • Vanessa gomez

    OMG me too I wanna give zayn a blow job

  • Vanessa gomez

    OMG you people are just fucking lying I know all you people would give zayn a blow job I know I would I would suck his dick good