http://youtu.be/mtTaGYZintk
Oh, TMZ, you’ve done it again. Just when I thought I was gonna make it through my Saturday without any mention of animal jizzums, a video came into my life of a girl on Fear Factor drinking donkey semen while her twin sister drinks donkey urine. Like twenty-four ounces of it. Holy hee-haw, Batman, my throat is so disgusted by this information that’s it’s actively tensing right now just imagining it. I really may vomit.
To be fair, there’s no man in here with a gun to my head demanding that I watch this video. I’m not proud of it, but I clicked that link all on my own. It’s like…my duty as a journalist or something? But seriously you guys, it’s absolutely as disgusting as you think it must be, and then a little bit more disgusting. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.
The episode appeared on Danish television, which for a brief instant made me feel slightly better about myself, since it didn’t come from America…OH BUT WAIT. It was originally intended to air on our own dear version of Fear Factor here, except NBC came to their senses and pulled it at the last minute. Which is great, but…hey guys…you already filmed it. That’s such a total donkey dick in the face to those poor girls. Or is it? I can’t decide if it’s better or worse that it didn’t air in America. I wish I could ask them but they’re busy with something at the petting zoo and can’t take my calls.
All I can say is I hope these girls won something. Like…a million dollars each, so they can buy back their pride. That’s about how much a pride goes for these days, right? $1 million?
Yes hello, I’ll take one pride please. To go. Hold the donkey semen if you don’t mind.
Pingback: VIDEO: The Most Disgusting Fear Factor Eating Challenge…Ever «