We Just Found One Direction’s Trashiest Fan

After a death-threat filled week here at Crushable (compliments of Jonas Brothers fans), I feared that the fun would stop when the weekend started. So I debated on how to keep the fun tweets coming. Could putting the words “trashiest” and “One Direction” in the same post work the same wonders?

Would it be enough to encourage people to send me heartwarming messages like this one?

Or this one?

Let’s find out in this grand experiment called what happens when fans get Google alerts about the men they worship!

So this morning, while reading The New York Times and rereading Atlas Shrugged, I came across this story about a One Direction fan so devoted to meeting the boys that she hid in a trash can for four hours. Obviously making her One Direction’s trashiest fan ever. (Does everyone see what I did there?)

I suppose she hoped that the trash can would be brought into the area where the boys were staying so she could jump out at an opportune time and surprise them with her devotion, love and fresh trash scent. Unfortunately she got caught before she even got close enough to them to say, “did you ever develop weird feelings for Oscar the Grouch as a child?”

An anonymous source close to the boys says this trashy stunt isn’t even surprising to them. People are doing whatever it takes to meet Harry Styles, Niall Horan, Zayn Malik, Liam Payne and Louis Tomlinson.

 ”The methods fans are using are getting more ingenious. Some have been regularly booking out rooms in their hotel – some even tried to dress up as staff.”

Just goes to show you that One Direction fans are down to do anything to meet the boys. Hopefully, for my inbox, that includes sending death threats. I know it’s illogical. But so is sending death threats via a public Twitter account.

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    • Vanessa

      For the love of God, for these One Direction stories could you please use a more recent picture where they look less pubescent? I already feel like enough of a creepy old person at the ripe old age of 18 for liking them!

      • Jenni Maier

        What I’m hearing is that you don’t LOVE a teenager in a classic cable knit. Okay fine. I’ll start using more recent photos!

      • Vanessa

        It does get me going in the morning…..

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    • Amy

      Jenni, can you please do a review of the Atlas Shrugged movie?

      • Jenni Maier

        Yes! I’ll start it as soon as I finish my PhD thesis on the similarities between The Spice Girls movie and 18th century British imperialism.

    • Rori Potter

      I still regret nothing! and if you keep talking shit about a JoBro trust me, it’ll be much worse!

    • Brittney


      • http://twitter.com/SNSDYurifan1995 Denise

        oh and psy’s ass is better looking than those idols u call “men”,even my friend’s mom does not consider them men

      • ARWA is RIGHT

        why dont youre just an ASS ,, i can sure u .,. jonas brothers the best!! and so is one direction .. WE ARE JONACTIONERS ,, BUT if u ever said a bad word about JB YEAH u’ll be DEAD!!

    • rita

      y love ONE DIRECTION

    • http://twitter.com/SNSDYurifan1995 Denise

      what about U2 and maroon 5?!

    • Bitches PLEASE!!

      You dont have the rights to insult Jonas or one direction !! but if u did , Dont Blame us When We Kick UR ASS !! We’re Jonatics and Directioners JONATIONERS BITCH!!

      and BTW ARWA didnt insult 1D she was defending JB ,, and she’s RIGHT

    • BitchNigga

      The only irrelevant JoBro is Joe…Nick can have me! X) I still LOVE all their (JoBros) albums and I do love me some 1D though!!!