Wants very badly to star in a re-make of Showgirls.
Wants very badly to star in a re-make of Showgirls.
Think you will look better if you draw a skinnier body on your body and a prettier face on your face.
Represented the favored hairstyle of countless country music fans.
Represented it too, but in a shinier and more asymmetrical fashion.
Dressed like a Bavarian beer frau by way of South Beach.
Wants to make the upper tummy (lower chest?) the hot new body part to show off.
Not you too, Hayden Panettiere!
Looked like Rachel Zoe's lesser-known sister who got disowned after moving to Nashville.
Soldiered on despite several runs in her dress.
Not to be confused with porn star Jesse Jane, who knows how to smile without looking like it physically hurts her.
Is hoping for her Country Strong moment.
So that's where my Urban Outfitters bedspread went.
Better known by her young victims as "The Tooth Fairy."
