• Thu, Jun 7 2012

Video: Jennifer Love Hewitt Vajazzles Conan O’Brien’s Face, Talks About Hand Jobs

Last night, Jennifer Love Hewitt and her boobs stopped by Late Night With Conan O’Brien to promote her titillating new show, The Client List. From the moment she set foot on that stage, I just knew she was going to apply vajazzling to somewhere on Conan O’Brien’s person, and she didn’t disappoint.

When the topic of her favorite past time inevitably came up, she didn’t beat around the bush, and explained to Conan that “it’s like having a sparkly secret in your pants.” When that didn’t win him over, she offered to let him try it out for himself. I hope Conan’s face-jazzling made him feel as pretty as he looked.

They also discussed the main thrust of her show, i.e. that which occurs into a a masseuse’s able hand. However, when pressed on the issue, J-Love admitted that she doesn’t actually know much about real world hand job parlors:

Your naivete is endearing, Jennifer Love Hewitt, but if you take your craft seriously, you will go and shadow a real penis masseuse post haste.

(Via Team Coco)

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