You know that thing when you break up with someone and spend the next 17 months stalking his Facebook? I mean, I don’t do that. But I’ve totally heard of girls who did do that. Girls who overanalyze every single status and mupload. Girls who stalk every single girl who writes on their ex’s wall. Once again, I’ve never done this. I’ve just heard of girls who have stayed in for 48 hours straight trying to decipher an emo song lyrics posted by their ex. (Does he want to get back together? Not that I would. But like, does he?)
Turns out guys go through the same social media break-up that girls do. Sigh, what a relief! They’re also struggling with your profile and your relationship status and the fact that you look totally kickass and single in your new profile photo.
Performer D.Nozzle turned all this break-up drama into an incredibly catchy music video called “Facebook Yourself.” Watch, enjoy and block your ex from your newfeed. You’ll be happy you did it. I promise.