Remember That Time Megan Fox Played A Huge Bitch In Holiday In The Sun?

No you didn’t remember? That’s okay, neither did I. Actually truth be told, I never actually knew.

Luckily for everyone reading this, a wonderful Crushable Facebook fan informed me of this fun fact this morning and now I can’t stop watching this clip of Megan Fox bitching out a hotel concierge in the classic Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen movie Holiday in the Sun.

As far as Mary-Kate and Ashley films go, this one’s unique only because their mother’s alive. It’s the only movie they’ve ever filmed with a live mother! I suppose you could say that it’s their Adam Sandler Punch Drunk Love moment. But I suppose you could also say that their horribly cruel song “Brother For Sale” supported child slavery. You can say a lot about the Olsens’ fine body of work.

But let’s get back to the star at hand.

I don’t remember when I first heard of Megan Fox. Sometimes in 2009 when guys started to drool over her and say things like, “yeah I’d fuck her.” And I’d say things like, “oh, how very generous of you to fuck a hot movie star.” But apparently she didn’t emerge fully formed in the late ’00s.

Nope, she started acting way before then in the grand ole year of 2001. That’s the year she landed the highly coveted role as the rich and neglected Brianna in Holiday in the Sun. After seeing this brief clip, it’s amazing that it took her almost 10 years to get name recognition. I see this and I think Meryl Streep Jr. or Catherine Zeta-Jones #2 or the next Kathy Najimy.

I dare you to watch it and tell me you disagree.

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    • Maggie

      Plays a similar role in the Lohan classic, Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen

      • Jenni Maier

        Back in her pre-sex-symbol days. So refreshing!

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    • Kayla

      I can’t stop looking at the Olsen twins. My god they look good compared to their scary goth attire they now sport..

      • Jenni Maier

        They had SO much promise. If I thought they would turn out like this, I never would have invested all my money in their mystery series.

    • Katie Garrity

      UGH, I grew up on these movies. America.

    • Ali

      Love this — however this is not the only movie where the mother was alive — she was also in Passport to Paris at the very least… is it weird that I know this?

      • Jenni Maier

        Is it horrible that I’m embarrassed that I didn’t know this?

      • Nancy

        Is it horrible that I can remember the words to Brother for Sale off the top of my head??

      • Natalie Zutter

        You can hug him / You can bug him / You could buy or rent / Brother for sale, only fifty cents

        Although my favorite song from that video–it was the sleepover one, right?–was “We’re Pulling An All-Nighter”!

    • Chelsea

      In the Australian one they also had a mother… And I am never going to hear “Brother for Sale” the same again. Trent is their real brother you know :(

    • Madison

      She was also in Kelly Ripa’s sitcom hope & faith for a while. Thats where I recognized her from when all of my guy friends started saying “oh ya I’d fuck her”

      • Natalie Zutter

        Whoa, she was on the show for a while! I definitely remember seeing her opposite Lindsay Lohan in Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen back when it actually came out, too.

    • Kelsey

      OMG I cannot believe I didn’t know this! I knew there was a reason my hatred for her felt so deeply ingrained