If you thought Ellen DeGeneres‘ dramatic reading of 50 Shades Of Grey was sensual, just wait until you hear Gilbert Gottfried‘s!
In celebration of the beautiful work of erotic fiction that is 50 Shades Of Grey, the nice people at Jest have commissioned Gilbert Gottfried to create an audiobook version of it that is as gripping as it is arousing. Allow his dulcet tones to ease you into a sexual fantasy land, whether you’re working out at the gym, eating a salad on a bench, or simply at home, masturbating.
Just kidding, there’s no way anyone could masturbate to this. But it’s so wrong it’s funny! And isn’t that the greatest aphrodisiac of all?
(Via The Daily What)