• Wed, May 16 2012

Sex on the Wire: Happy Masturbation Month! Don’t Make God Kill Too Many Kittens

• May I interest you in any traditional Croation penis warmers? You may know them by their American name — cock socks. (The Frisky)

• Five facts you didn’t know about masturbation. And one of them isn’t that it grows hair on your knuckles. Because everybody already knows that, duh. (Your Tango)

• 11 Signs He’s An Asshole. #1. Poop comes out of him when you squeeze him. (CollegeCandy)

• Start being yourself — it’ll improve your relationships! (The College Crush)

• So you like bad boys? It’s not your fault, your ovaries made you do it! (Gurl)

• Do yourself a favor and read up on how to tell if your boyfriend has mommy issues. (Betty Confidential)

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