Last week’s episode of The Real Housewives of New Jersey was tragically lacking in the bizarre sexual innuendo that has dominated the season so far. Mostly, it was missing the nauseating degree of PDA and sex talk we’ve been getting from Joe Gorga and Melissa Gorga. That’s because the episode was all a buildup to Melissa Gorga and Teresa Giudice’s big fight. In fact, Joe Gorga, and all the husbands for that matter, were totally absent from the scene of the showdown. Which is a real shame, because you know it would have turned Joe on. And we would have heard all about it.
But reality TV lovers (and love-to-haters), we’ve got your back. You shouldn’t have to go a whole week without hearing a few of Joe’s overshares! Last week, we brought you what we thought were the grossest Joe Gorga sex quotes, complete with photos. And because we know you can’t get enough, we found more for you. So here are even more slimy Joe Gorga sex quotes, with – you guessed it – photos.