Congratulations to the bitchiest faux-toddler in show business, Allie Hagan, on her book deal!
If you haven’t heard of her, we’re not surprised, because she just revealed her identity yesterday on her own blog to announce the good news. Allie is the creator of the popular Suri’s Burn Book, a Tumblr that she writes using the satirical voice of Suri Cruise to criticize other celebrity offspring on their fashion choices. You’ve probably heard of it, but you should go check it out now so you’re all caught up on the adorable fashion misfires of everyone from Violet Affleck to Harper Beckham by the time Suri’s Burn Book: Well-Dressed Commentary from Hollywood’s Little Sweetheart comes out in the fall.
Congratulations, Allie! We’re all proud of you and we can’t wait to see what you write! Except for Suri Cruise. Suri Cruise is not proud of you. But she has plans this evening to go to yoga with Blue Ivy™ Carter and then to the opera with Zahara Jolie-Pitt, so she really can’t be bothered.