• Thu, May 10 2012

Great News For Everyone Who Wanted To See Ryan Gosling And Emma Stone Have Sex Again

You know what’s crazier and stupider than love? The fact that we’ve had to wait soooo long to see Ryan Gosling and Emma Stone have sex on the big screen again. Their movie Crazy, Stupid, Love came out last summer. So yeah, it’s been close to a full year since we got to see these two lovebirds jump in the sack together. If that doesn’t define unfair, than I truly don’t know what does.

However, in exciting news our first world problems are coming to an end. The trailer for the upcoming Gangster Squad just got released. And let me be the first to tell you that it’s good. If you thought modern day sex between Ryan Gosling and Emma Stone turned you on, wait until you see it go down in the ’40s. The 1940s!

Shockingly the movie isn’t just a two hour film based on two popular and well-liked stars having sex. No it’s about a gangster squad. Specially a group of rogue cops who try to catch Mickey Cohen (Sean Penn), Los Angeles’ most notorious mobster.

Emma Stone plays Grace Faraday, Mickey Cohen’s arm candy, and Ryan Gosling plays Sergeant Jerry Wooters, an L.A cop.

I know. Things are heating up in here. I haven’t even gotten around to talking about the rest of the cast yet. It’s star studded. You can look forward to seeing Josh Brolin, Nick Nolte, Giovanni Ribisi and Caroline Provvido as “Drugged Out Girl.” Yeah, that’s what I thought. You’re impressed.

Well, hold on to your britches because you still have to watch the trailer!

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  • Nixifer

    Emma Stone was made for the 40s!
    She’s adorable, but she just makes so much more sense in classic make up and hair
    And what the hell happened to Sean Penn?
    He looks like the fix-a-flat doctor got a hold of his face.