Seriously, I mean it when I say that it’s never to early to see Mark Wahlberg’s penis. I can’t think of any time of the day that I’d be like, “nah, no thanks. Hold that thought for after I eat my breakfast.” We’re talking about Marky Mark here.
That’s why it was such a pleasure and delight to find out that the former New Kid on the Block star pulled a Zac Efron and made a few phone calls in his underwear on the balcony this weekend.
He’s currently in Miami filming the the comedy Pain and GainÂ with the The Rock. Because that’s still happening. Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson’s still trying to make this acting thing happen. Good for him I guess. Keep on chugging Dwayne. You’ll be a movie star in no time.
Mark first stepped out onto his hotel balcony in grey shorts — and then realizing that’s a horrible photo opp, took those shorts off and just posed in his black underwear. Made a phone call or two, Â posed seductively and then went back inside his hotel room.
All in a day’s work for Marky Mark. Say hello to your mother for me. That’s a hip thing to say right? Say yes, it’s all I know about Mark Wahlberg circa 2012.