Crush Links: If I Turn Forty-Nine and Still Care About Twitter, Kindly Put Me Out Of My Misery.

Alexander Skarsgard is dating three women at once, and none of them are me. (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

The Bachelor host Chris Harrison and his wife are divorcing, disproving my theory that televised reality romance is the path to happiness for all involved. (Have U Heard)

• You can climb back off the edge of your seat, now…Demi Moore has finally released her new Twitter name. (Celebuzz)

Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds caught canoodling in California. (Lainey Gossip)

• Are we really gonna have a debate about whether it’s offensive for Ke$ha to wear flag make-up? Really? That’s where we draw the line with her? (The Stir)

• Anna Paquin is bisexual? And married? And pregnant? That’s a lot of new information for this early in the morning. (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

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