• Thu, May 3 2012

Just Like Nick Parker And Elizabeth James, Lindsay Lohan Is Getting Back Together With Sam Ronson

Two nights ago Lindsay Lohan and her former girlfriend/accuser/restraining-order-goddess Samantha Ronson were spotted canoodling at a Le Baron in NYC. CANOODLING! Just out there making googly eyes at each other in a public venue,  like it’s 2007 all over again. According to x17online, an insider saw the whole reunion go down.

“Lindsay and Sam were whispering and laughing and they left the club holding hands. They didn’t care who saw them, and they definitely seem to be back on. It was just like the old days — they couldn’t get enough of each other!”

Whispers, laughter, hand holding. I think we can all see where this is heading. Michael-Lohan-Quote-A-Palooza time. Yep, that’s right. We all know Father Lohan will have a strong opinion on his daughter’s relationship. He won’t call her becuase odds are he doesn’t have her number. Nope, he’ll call his buddies over at Radar or TMZ or Patch: Shithead City. Whichever is his tabloid outlet of choice these days.

Then after Michael speaks out, Dina Lohan will emerge from her tanning bed and make a vague statement about how Linds is doing great and she’s never been better and the DUI-ish was all some kind of urban legend cooked up by the media to villify her daughter. Then Ali Lohan will slink by the cameras and no one related to her will notice she’s suffering from an eating disorder because, hey, she doesn’t have the earning power of Lilo, so really, who cares?

By the time the Lohan media circus pulls out of town, Lilo and Sam will already be over. Their little Tuesday night fling will just be dust in the wind.

But that’s just my guess. Maybe the two can work it out this time. Also maybe Octomom can pay her bills without doing masturbation porn. Anything can happen in Trainwreck City. No miracles are off limits.


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