If Charlize Theron Likes Kristen Stewart, I Guess I’ll Give Her A Chance

As one of those horrible, horrible people who hate Twilight without ever having read the series or seen any of the movies, I’m anti Kristen Stewart. I know it’s not a nice thing to say and I know that just by typing this, I’m just asking for  Twihards to tear me apart in the comments, but it’s the truth. And I always want to be honest with you guys.

But now I just read a wonderful interview that Charlize Theron gave Access Hollywood about how much she loves Kristen Stewart after working together on Snow White and the Huntsman and it’s making me rethink my stance on her.

“I really, I really, really love that girl. I love that girl, like, I would jump off a building for that girl,” Charlize, 36, told Access Hollywood’s Billy Bush at CinemaCon 2012 in Las Vegas when asked about Kristen. “She’s amazing, she’s amazing. She’s the real deal… [and] she gives really good back rubs.”

Charlize Theron’s absolutely fabulous. She’s gorgeous and she’s talented and she usually chooses really great movies to work on. So if she would jump off a building for K. Stew, then I think I can learn to tolerate her, and try to look at her mopeyness as a unique form of stoicism. Also I do appreciate a good back rub.

Charlizie doesn’t stop raving there, she goes on to compliment her acting skills.

 “[Kristen] is the kind of actor that I like to be around because there’s nothing she’d really stop at in order to do the job,” Charlize explained. “She’s got a tremendous amount of talent and, you know, I think you can have talent, but if you don’t have tenacity and moxy… She’s bad ass.”

For Charlize to say that Kristen Stewart’s got a tremendous amount of talent is the equivalent of Ke$ha telling an aspiring singing that she’s trashy. It’s take one to know one and after reading all of Charlize’s compliments toward Kristen, I’m really going to try harder to like her.

All I ask if that she try harder to smile.

 

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    • Joechief

      Its not to late to kill yourself you know…I said that thismworldmwould benefit from your death and I meant it. And by all means encourage your other loser readers to commit suicide as well. As far as I’m concerned, they’re beyond hope as well.

      • Maggie

        Please calm down. This piece is her opinion, and everyone is entitled to it. Do you know how it makes you sound when you tell a complete stranger to kill themselves just because they don’t agree with you? It makes YOU sound like the loser. Get over it and get a life, troll.

      • Joechief

        1. Ok this is her opinion and everyone is entitled to an opinion, then it’s my opinion that jenni maier’s purpose in life is served better as a corpse than a living breathing human being.

        2. Does it make me sound any less of a loser than some idiot in pseudo trendy emo scene kids glasses living their lives through celebrities because their life ambition ended at wanting to write for a highschool equivalent blog?

      • K

        Omg guys I know this is like a year too late but I just needed to share something. At the beginning of the article jenni said the twihards would criticize her in the comments and then IT HAPPENED. I think we should be less concerned with telling jenni to go kill herself and more concerned with asking her to TELL US MORE ABOUT THE FUTURE

        JENNI- WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT!?

      • JoeChief

        Jenni? I’m down here Love. Come on now. I know it’s hard for you to comprehend basic logic with that GED education of yours but lets try to master the simple arts of replying ok? Now lets try again, without the “simple jack” mind set. You almost got it there :)

    • Pixie

      haha you one of her readers clearly? so go killyourself lol

      • Joechief

        Actually I’m not one of her “readers” I’m one of her haters, mostly because everything she says is pretty lame. That and so are her readers :)

    • dee

      Your unfounded and ignorant comments on Kristen is so appalling and just shows how biased you are as a writer.What makes you think that she will now be forever smiling because this is what you ask of her? And your premise that you will give her a chance because Charlize likes her is so juvenile. It’s like something that kids in kindergarten would say… Kristen does not need your affirmation that she is a good actor. She already has that from all her directors, co-workers, peers and her millions of fans around the world.

      • Maggie

        Good grief, it’s called an opinion piece. She is allowed to have an opinion that differs from yours you know! If you think Kristen Stewart is awesome, that’s fantastic. Jenni doesn’t, and that’s her opinion, so equally fantastic. Stop freaking out.

      • James

        Hey Maggie, you flaming ignoramus, here’s something for you to contemplate its your idiocy ridden mind. If she is allowed to have an opinion in a public forum, then we are allowed to respond to that public opinion in any shape or form. Now joe chief said tht jenni should kill her self. I happen to agree its joe chief. People like jenni maier are making it hard for real hard working journalists who report in things that should matter. A celebrities thought on another celebrity is not news nor should it ever be considered Jews, and the fact that she get hate tells me that I’m not th only one who thinks this way. People like her make it hard for others who truly want to make a difference in this world, and that is our opinion. So allow me to say, jenni maier, please think about the rest of us and By all means choose your best opinion when “checking out” :)

      • dee

        Maggie….when you are making a public opinion, especially when you consider yourself a journalist, it does not count unless you have made some considerable effort to research the subject you are writing about. Jennie starts her write-up stating that she hates Twilight although she has not read the books or watched any of the movies and then goes on to say that she is anti-Kristen. What is really sad is her comment that she is just being honest which in her mind justifies her atrocious opinion for being anti-Kristen.

      • Maggie

        Hey James! Before calling someone else an ignoramus, maybe you should learn the basics of English grammar and spelling. There’s also a handy little tool called “spell check” that you should check out.

        Dee, you must have a very sad and empty life that causes you to care so much about an actress who will never even know you exist.

      • James

        Lol the contradictions in your statement Maggie continue to amuse me. You’re telling me that I need to learn the basics of “English grammar” yet your redundancy shows just how little you know about the written language. First off, your first sentence when you said “Hey James.” Is what we call a sentence fragment. So spelling errors are not ok but erroneous sentence fragments are copacetic with you? Hell your initial post towards us in this section is one huge sentence fragment already. Can you make one post without looking like a hypocrite?

        Guess not since you’re slamming dee for calling out a dumb ass author like the one you covet. The stupidity that jenni’s readers seem to exhibit really amuses me :)

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    • Lindsay Cross

      I’m with you Jenni. Charlize Theron might be one of the only people alive who could make me like the perpetually lethargic looking actress. But I guess if you’re going to give it a try, I will too. Maybe we should rent The Runaways?

      • Maggie

        The Runaways was surprisingly good! I’m not a huge K-Stew fan but I thought she and Dakota Fanning did an awesome job.

      • Jenni Maier

        I think I can handle The Runways…and I do want to see Snow White. This “liking Kristen Stewart thing” could be a great new thing for me. Maybe, we’ll see.

      • James

        Lindsay are you a product of crushable’s ignorance? I think you are. You honestly look like one of those lemmings who will follow this idiot’s word even if it meant her jumping off a clif. I wouldn’t be opposed to that if you and jenni maier took that direction. That’s not a bad option jenni. Eh eh? Jumping off a clif? :)

    • Jamie Peck

      I’ve always kind of liked K-Stew…she smokes weed and wears sneakers and seems to know that the Twilight movies are terrible. She’s making bank off Hollywood while at the same time letting us know she doesn’t give a fuck. I’m into it.

      • James Gordon

        I love her too :-) she is very talented!

      • Amy

        Excellent description, I’m a fan too.

    • T-Lex

      Threatening a blogger is probably the fastest way to earn a K-Stew back rub. Jenni your opinion articles manage to bring the scariest commenters out of the wood work.

      • Jenni Maier

        I figure if someone doesn’t tell me how to kill myself after I post an opinion piece, then I didn’t do my job right.

        And cue SOMEONE calling me an invalid retard who deserves a brain tumor/AIDS/cancer in about two seconds…

      • JackFrost

        @T-Lex You should probably know what the definition of a threat is. Telling a half wit like Jenni maier to kill them selves is not a threat. Not even close to one.

        Jenni seriously, why are your readers mentally inept?

        PS: I don’t believe anyone said you had aids. Calling you stupid and socially inept is another thing. I take it that general reading isn’t your forget Maier?

      • Miss Common Sense

        “Threatening a blogger is probably the fastest way to earn a K-Stew back rub. Jenni your opinion articles manage to bring the scariest commenters out of the wood work. ”

        The definition of threat is defined as “A statement of an intention to inflict pain, injury, damage, or other hostile action on someone in retribution for something done or not. A menace of bodily harm, such as may restrain a person’s freedom of action.”

        Telling someone to commit suicide is not a threat. T-Lex. I would say something like “For a crushable reader, you’re pretty ignorant.” But that would imply that crushable readers are smart.

        And seeing as how Jenni Maier once again show cased her inability to read since she is obviously seeing things that were NOT stated here on the comment section (IE people telling her to get a brain tumor/cancer and or aids) I think this is a testament to the fact that Crushable readers are for the most part a hoard of ignoramuses.

        Isn’t that right Maier? :)

      • Amy

        “I take it that general reading isn’t your forget Maier?”

        LOL

        Love you Jenni Maier! James, JackFrost, and Miss Common Sense are scarily obsessed with harassing you. I think they are planning on making a coat out of your skin, be wary!

      • Jenni Maier

        You forgot Joechief! They’re quite the fearsome foursome when it comes to repeating the same insults everyday. I just would like them to put their heads together (since they all seem to operate with the same brain…) and come up with something new and original to read. Perhaps they could do a better job of thinking up ways for me to die. Or find a synonym for retard. Just something to spice it up. Sometimes a hack journalist living vicariously through Demi Lovato’s mom needs a few more options when it comes to suicide.

      • James

        Amy I would call you an idiot. But even the average idiot wouldn’t see commenting on a message board as “Harassment.” If I were you I would NOT get an occupation in the law enforcement area. Stick to the fries at burger king kid. That’s your only suitable profession :)

      • Miss Common Sense

        “You forgot Joechief! They’re quite the fearsome foursome when it comes to repeating the same insults everyday.”

        Actually Jenni Maier this is where you are technically wrong. I assume you are grouping ME into this group as well and saying I am one of the same individuals that told you to kill yourself? You really should take the time and READ some of the comments before posting. Otherwise you just look like an asinine dunce. Well you look like one anyways, but I figured this advice here would give you some pointers on how to cover up your stupidity. Also you’re not even RESPONDING to Joe Chief in this one. His comment is down below. Seriously did you even get that GED of yours yet? This is embarrassing for you.

        “I just would like them to put their heads together (since they all seem to operate with the same brain…) and come up with something new and original to read.”

        Well seeing as how you’ve responded to us in a public manner, I think the old tactics work pretty well. Wouldn’t you say? You seem to keep coming back and entertaining us with your ignorance and you continue to showcase your over all subnormal intelligence, why try something new when the old ways continue to work.

        “Perhaps they could do a better job of thinking up ways for me to die. Or find a synonym for retard. Just something to spice it up. Sometimes a hack journalist living vicariously through Demi Lovato’s mom needs a few more options when it comes to suicide. ”

        So this is where I separate myself from the norm. Cause I am NOT the ones who said you should die. However I feel in this day and age, the proper way for you to die is to be a more cost effective way. You know, with the economy in peril and what not. We could go with electrocution. Thats always fun, and we could always donate your corpse to a group of people that practice cannibalism. But I don’t think they’re into junk food. There’s always a nice firing squad. But I think we need to save that ammunition for a more plausible cause, and I don’t think it would be wise to waste govt rounds one just one idiot when other people need it. Lynching was a thought that came to my mind. Yet that just seemed so early century. And I think a more modern fashion for your demise would be rather popular with the in crowd.

        In the end though I think your best chance would be a good ole fashion beat down. Just a bone breaking, skull cracking beat down with baseball bats, tire irons and all that good stuff. Thats the way to go.

        That is if I wanted you dead. Personally your demise would kill me. Who am I going to poke fun at after you’re gone? After there’s no other pseudo intellectual hack journalist living their shattered lives through a teen celebrity’s mother/manager now is there? So don’t listen to the people telling you that you need to commit Hari Kari Jenni Maier. We need more idiots like you to balance out the universe :)

      • James

        Jenni Maier, Joe Chief was at the bottom of the page you moron. Its sad that you can’t even navigate a simple web page let alone your OWN page that you work for. Seriously Jenni, you kinda made yourself look like an idiot with this one :)

      • JoeChief

        Well since you mentioned me by name here, and reply to my ORIGINAL post, I feel the need to respond. I’m actually flattered that you took the time to respond to us. I didn’t know our “fearsome foursome” act was such a power house. Although like Miss Common Sense stated, why should we use something new when the old tactics work? You called us out by masses, then here one by one, I’m actually quite amused really lol. And again I would like to reference Miss Common Sense again and say she wasn’t someone who told you to kill yourself or anything like that. But you didn’t like Jame’s little lemmings bit? Where he said that your readers were like lemmings and if you were to tell them to jump off a cliff, they would follow suit? I thought that was pretty good. None of us thought of anything like that. And Miss Common Sense made a few nice suggestions but she is right. Those wouldn’t be so economically viable. But I thought Hari Kari part was nice. But know you, you’d probably botch that up some how :). Thats ok. You’ll get it one day. Just keep trying ;)

      • Miss Common Sense

        Again I just want to reiterate that I don’t want Jenni Maier dead nor do I want her to commit suicide. Seriously who am I going to insult if she kicks the bucket or offs herself? I kind of Pitty Natalie Zutter and her general ignorance, So laughing at her would be like laughing at a retarded child. I’d feel dirty after wards. Insulting Jamie Peck is like shooting fish in a barrel. There’s just no challenge. Don’t get me started on Alexis Rhiannon who seems like more like a poor man’s Perez Hilton. That is if Perez Hilton was an over pompous f**ktard with a speech impediment. None of these people contain the amusing ignorance that Jenni brings. It’s laughing at stupid kid with a “kick me” sign her back and doesn’t under stand why she keeps getting a boot to her rear end without thinking “My daddy does that to me.” So yeah please don’t group me with them.

      • Jack frost

        Jenni It’s good that you finally admit that you’re nothing more than some coat tail riding hack who’s living off of celebrity moms to fulfill your own pathetic dreams of feeling relevant in the world of entertainment. Even though you still sound like every generic celebrity blogger without an ounce of originality. However there is just one little thing wrong with your post. As there is with almost every other post you make. I actually never hold you to kill yourself. I was merely telling one of your fellow brain morons that telling someone to off them selves in a hilarious manner is not a threat. And to be honest, it would be fun to see you try to kill yourself in a hilarious manner. But before you tell us to think of something more original, I think you ought to heed your own advice cause your recycling of pointless one direction memes and your constant boasting of your annoying girl status over a British teen beat boy band (especially a woman who looks to be in their 30″s) is pretty annoying. You really should find a better way to improve your lack luster writing skills rather than waiting for 1D to lift their retraining order on you.

    • FilmBuff

      Jenni, very introspective of you to write and post the picture and admit that an attitude adjustment may be due. The first time I saw Kristen Stewart was a kid’s film called “Zathura” that my grandchildren were watching about seven years ago. When I saw Twilight on DirecTV, I immediately recognized her again. Since then, I’ve made a point of watching all of the films she has appeared in. She is definitely talented, very determined, and contributes materially to both the drama and entertainment value of every film. I’m not a “Twi-Hard” but I appreciate good performances and watch many films several times to get the full impact. Kristen is an excellent actress capable of taking on roles with difficult, complex lines, the full array of human emotions, and displays a rare combination of physical and psychological toughness with femininity. If you haven’t seen it, I recommend “Welcome to the Riley’s”. She plays a hooker and there is nothing phony about it. It is a gritty, tough, unblinking performance done convincingly, without the use of nudity to provide a crutch to the character. As Mr. Ebert said in his review, “I think we are witnessing the emergence of an important new star.” I completely agree. I wouldn’t want you to miss this determined young actress’s early achievements. Keep in mind that she was 12 years old when she appeared in “The Panic Room” with Jodie Foster, and only 17 years old when she became Bella in “Twilight”. Also, try “The Cake Eaters” and you will see Kristen play a severely handicapped teenager with a terminal disease so convincingly she elicits sadness and compassion and you’ll forget that she is an actress. Simply awesome.

      • James Gordon

        Well said :3 she is amazingly talented and beautiful!

    • Larissa

      I know it’s so pointless to even say this, bit i’m just so perplexed. I like to read this blog on my break at work, and I can never understand half the comments. If you hate the writer, don’t get the humor, and want everyone to go kill themselves…why are you here? Is it your hobby to wish ill on others when you could be doing ANYTHING else in the world? Get a hobby, go volunteer, make some friends…or hey, go read a blog you do find enjoyable!…basically any productive way to fill your time besides following bloggers just to type dumb comments at them. That’s some stalker sh*t right there. Go do something you do like, and i’m sure you’ll have a much happier day! That is all.

      • Miss common sense

        “I know it’s so pointless to even say this, bit i’m just so perplexed. I like to read this blog on my break at work, and I can never understand half the comments.”

        Well then you must be a very slow person. Because the comments aren’t hard to understand. People don’t like jenni maier and think she should kill herself. Me not so much. Just because I think she is an invalid and her articles are self contradicting at best doesn’t mean I want her dead. I wouldn’t lose sleep over her demise but I wouldn’t wish death in her.

        “If you hate the writer, don’t get the humor, and want everyone to go kill themselves…why are you here?”

        So people can tell her to kill herself? Lol I mean if their whole point is to tell this unintelligent community college drop out to kill herself, then they wouldn’t be here in the first place now would they?

        “Is it your hobby to wish ill on others when you could be doing ANYTHING else in the world?”

        We can apply the same logic here. Is it her hobby to write about other people more successful than she is and is it her hobby to live their lives vicariously through celebrities because she’s an utter failure when it comes to everything else? That’s the only reason you coat tail ride on someone else’s fame.

        “Get a hobby, go volunteer, make some friends…or hey, go read a blog you do find enjoyable!…basically any productive way to fill your time besides following bloggers just to type dumb comments at them. ”

        Well What if their hobby is telling jenni maier’s the truths that she doesn’t want to hear? What if their hobby is calling her out for her stupidity,her self contradictions, her bullying and everything else? Is that not a hobby? Seems like jenni and her readers can’t see to grasp common sense here.

        “That’s some stalker sh*t right there. Go do something youdo like, and i’m sure you’ll have a much happier day! That is all.”

        First off no idiot in the world would compare being a troll to being a stalker. That’s your crushable mentality for ya right there. Second as I stated before what if this is their hobby? To call jenni what she is?

    • James Gordon

      Kristen is one of the most talented young actresses around today. I have seen all of her films, i think she is gorgeous too. The people who don’t like her tend to be haters of Twilight… and that is stupid, she will prove you all wrong in Snow White And The Huntsman, then in On The Road.

    • deb

      Wow, not cool to tell someone to go kill themselves over an opinion. I love Kristen Stewart and I doubt that she would approve of those who claim to be her fan to be nasty and mean to others who don’t care for her. I don’t know her personally, but in all her interviews she seemed to just shrug off those who don’t approve of her, so please do the same and stop being so immature.

      • dee

        I agree with you Deb….Kristen is so cool that she ignores the vicious verbal attacks on her. Like Charlize Theron said in one of her interviews on how cool and down to earth she thinks Kristen is, “Kristen does not f****ing care about this sh*t”. While she deeply appreciates her fans and those who love her work, she understands that there will always be those on the flipside and she is fine with this.

      • Miss common sense

        “Wow, not cool to tell someone to go kill themselves over an opinion.”

        Well neither is insulting someone’s mom and being a coat tail rider. So consider us people leveling the playing field. Telling her to off herself is tame compared to jenni’s bullying. For the record I’m not one of those people eating her to kill herself or telling her to.

        ” I love Kristen Stewart and I doubt that she would approve of those who claim to be her fan to be nasty and mean to others who don’t care for her. ”

        I could care less about k Stewart so I’m not her fan. I just heard someone was insulting jenni maier and decided to join along. Seeing as how I consider jenni maier in the same category as someone from the westboro baptist ministries.

        “I don’t know her personally, but in all her interviews she seemed to just shrug off those who don’t approve of her, so please do the same and stop being so immature.”

        Again this has nothing to do with Kristin stewart. This has to do with jenni maier being a malcontent pseudo intellectual amoral c-nt. I thought e made this clear. I guess your hearing skills are pretty lack luster.

    • gnatcar

      It is HILARIOUS how heated people get about Kristen.

      The author is so dead-on. Kristin is NOT a good actor, she IS mopey, and I don’t understand why people like her so much.

      It’s alright if you don’t agree with me.

      • James

        I guess maybe you have bad reading skills but most of us here really don’t give a hoot about Kristen Stewart.

        What we are laughing at is the fact that an idiot like Jenni Maier is so mentally retarded that she allows her opinion to be altered by another overrated actress.

        Whoever said Jenni maier had retarded readers really hit the nail on the head with that statement.

    • Bebe

      You wrote this because anti kstew stories get hits. Fans like me will defend her. But you jenni are just are not worth it.

      • James

        Funny you say this because from the looks of it a lot of people here don’t give a hoot about k stew, they just hate jenni maier. With good reason :)

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    • Buzzed

      You’re all trolls.