Charlie Sheen Will Threaten To Sue You If You Mess With His Reputation

Note to everyone everywhere in the world: Charlie Sheen has a reputation to maintain and you best not fuck with it.

Sheen, an actor who has never once done anything even remotely insane or disparaging to jeopardize his own career or reputation is now threatening to sue the New York strip club Cheetahs for using his name. Seems Cheetahs has a VIP room named after Sir Tiger Blood where people can pay to eat sushi off the bodies of some of the fine women who work at the establishment. Interested? Well it will set you back $250 a head if that’s your thing. Not only do you get to consume food off of the near-naked women, but you also get to do it all to the beautiful backdrop of walls covered in Charlie Sheen photos. Sold yet? If that doesn’t sound like the greatest Friday night ever, I don’t know what does!

Despite a past that is riddled with strippers, porn stars and many call girls of the former madam Heidi Fleiss, Sheen’s lawyers have sent the club a cease-and-desist letter. If Cheetahs doesn’t comply, then things could get hairy for the club.

As the president of the parent company that owns Cheetahs, Sam Zherka, explained to Page Six, the room was named after Charlie a year ago. If we rack our brains as to what things were looking like for Charlie a year ago, we’ll all remember that Good Time Charlie could have used some help and even career repair at that time:

“How could sushi damage Charlie Sheen’s reputation?” Zherka mused. “We thought dedicating a room to dine in his honor would help repair and elevate his image. He should have called us up and thanked us.”

See, Charlie and Mr. Fancy Lawyer? It was all done out of love and respect for the man whom many other men can only dream of being. Cheetahs has complied, removed the name because it wasn’t doing as well as the club hoped anyway, and things are currently OK all around for all parties.

Sheen’s lawyer, Marty Singer, wanted to make it clear that the lawsuit wasn’t about Sheen’s reputation, as much as it’s about not being able to use a celebrity’s name without permission. This is news to me. My bathroom is named Lindsay Lohan, my bookshelf is named Matt LeBlanc, and get this, Marty, my pillow is named Charlie Sheen. So put that in your pipe and smoke it, you killjoy.

(Photo: People)

You can reach this post's author, Amanda Chatel, on twitter.
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    • Juliet

      What a UBER stupid article ‘Amanda Chatel’; Charlie Sheen is smart unlike you, he did threaten to sue because this sleezy strip club used his image without his permission, it is simple as that and it is ILLEGAL and finally he has the right to not be associate with this worthless bar for pete’s sake !
      You and your so called ‘collegues’ are more than pathetic to make some headlines about this useless story instead of i don’t know..writing about his new show and the fun set tour he did about it..of course you are not very clever just lazy and incompetent so what else is new..eyeroll.
      Charlie Sheen = awesome
      Amanda Chatel = well..when i have nothing nice to know the end..

    • Juliet

      Ah and he never talked about some reputation to is so so pitiful to even try to mention something like that..Charlie Sheen knows he has no reputation to saved thank you very much !! Stupid medias… try and try again to take him down with really pathetic attempts but it is useless Amanda, give it up he doesn’t care about you and your silly reports..i know i know it make you even more bitter and writing bullshit but come on have some pride !

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    • N

      What an outburst, Juliet. since you were having trouble finishing your sentence, I’ll help you out. Amanda Chatel = SUPERMEGAFOXYAWESOMEHOT

      • Thetruth

        Amanda Chatel and her blog are medias obsessed celeb garbage who will lie and make headlines about some twisted (and lying of course) shallow little facts about celebrities personal is pathetic..a pathetic job..hey she is just worthy to date a guy like this sleazy strip club owner of this ‘story’ : they deserve each others. I pity her.