No one ever accused occasional pop star Ke$ha of being classy. Or rational. Or even really talented. So none of us should be surprised that she uploaded a photo of herself peeing in the streets yesterday with an almost coherent tweet that said, “pee pee on the street. PoPo come n get me if u can find meeee. I blame traffik.”
Shocking us with her poor life choices and creative spelling is her true talent. In fact, it’s odd to hear a Ke$ha story that doesn’t make you want to lysol your brain and watch 6 episodes of The Brady Bunch back to back.
And I think she’s well aware of that fact. To the point that she could be considered some kind of postmodern artist who’s turning the pop world on its head with her performance art.
Or she could just be auditioning for a role on the classic “gotta go, gotta go, gotta go right now” bladder commercials. Nothing says “gotta go, gotta go, gotta go right now, ” quite like peeing in the street because there’s too much traffic (traffik).
Because it’s Ke$ha, we’ll never ever really know what her true intentions were with this tweet. But we can safely assume that this will not be the last time we see her publicly urinate. In fact, I think this is only the first of many times we’ll have an opportunity to see this happen.
God ble$$ Ke$ha and her free $pirt.