Kris Humphries Accuses Kim Kardashian of Using Her New Relationship for Publicity…Yes, And?

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According to an article at Radar Online, Kris Humphries wants to know if Kim Kardashian‘s new relationship with Kanye West is being fabricated for publicity.

Well, um. This seems like an easy one, and I don’t want to get tripped up by a trick question or anything, but YES, YES SHE IS.

I just…I don’t know what you want me to tell you, Kris Humphries, so I’m gonna try to lay it out like a logic puzzle:

You were involved with this woman. At the time of your meeting, she already had a reality show, and she continued to film said reality show throughout your whirlwind courtship, proposal, and marriage. You were, I hope, aware at the time that your every interaction with this person (and with the various and sundry members of her family) was being filmed. I hope you were also aware that subsequent to being filmed, that tape was not saved in a dusty shoebox somewhere for posteriy, but instead transferred to a facility where it was edited, separated into episodes, and disseminated to millions of people on national television.

That was your life with Kim Kardashian, Kris Humphries. So at this point, do you really need a lawyer to investigate her new relationship and see if it’s for publicity? Spoiler alert: it is…because everything in her life is for publicity. At this point, the Kardashian name is virtually synonymous with the word. I’ve never even met these people, but I know things about them that I don’t know about my closest friends. For example, I know that Kim lied to her sisters about why she canceled on them because I watched her do it. I know that the family worries about Robert’s alcohol intake because I watch them do it. And I know that Kourtney Kardashian physically yoinked the baby out of herself while she was giving birth because I watched her do it. These things are all on film, because this is a family that takes their most intimate moments and publicizes them. And while I can’t tell anymore if it’s mentally insane, or genius, or both, they’ve certainly made a business (not to mention a shitload of money) out of it, so it’s not really a secret anymore, Mr. Humphries.

And to be fair, I don’t really know what’s going on here, because I have no connections to these people…BUT. Typically, when I’m with a guy and I don’t want anyone to know about it, I don’t wear his initials as earrings and hold his hand when we’re photographed leaving my brother-in-law’s restaurant together…where I was just filming my reality show.

But that’s just me. Good on ya for trying to get to the bottom of this reality quagmire, Kris Humphries, and I hope you’re psyched for the three new seasons of ‘Keeping Up With the Kardashians’ that your soon-to-be-ex-wife and her family just signed on to do…out of the goodness of their hearts.

…and $40 million.

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    • Flower

      I understand how Kris feels but he should have moved on a long time ago. Kim does not care one way or the other.

    • Deon

      Im interpretting this as if “so what if she is”. You’re wasting yout time. This iis irrevelant to your case. Besides, shithead, why r u bing so adament about taking her to court? U made a butt ton of money just for being connected to her. U treated her like crap. She didnt have to edit KKTNYY to show how much of a jerk u r. I saw that n the Bora Bora trip. R u just pissed bcuz u wont b getting that “extra check”? Or r u pissed that she hurt your pride bcuz you feel superior over womenn and u donnt like a woman getting the best of u? U just need to let go and grow.up. bbesides, whats going on with the divorce date? Not only r u jerking KK arpund but u r jerking tthe public around too. These articles r bcoming a waste of time.

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    • Zack

      lmfao you talk like you know these people personally (even tho you said you don’t. which you clearly do not.) and you fail to realize that half off the stuff that is filmed is all some to name

    • Zack

      set up our thought up of before filming to boost ratings so they make more money and it works…..God damn Kim is one fine “ass” woman tho if you ya know what I mean lol

    • Nikki

      You ignorant, dumb cunt! Why the hell did you make this story up directing it at Kris like he’s stupid? You’re the stupid one because people are starting to realize that anyone that quotes cheesy internet sites with no nameable sources such as Radaronline is making the story up. Kris hasn’t made a statement about that whore since he’s obtained legal representation. Any information to be released pertaining to him is released by his attorneys. He’s not saying anything because he knows stupid cunts like you will twists it around to make a story and make money off their wannabe TMZ sites. Grow the fuck up, get some morals and report a story based on fact, you fucking loser, Alexis Rhiannon!

    • nyia

      why he worried about her aren;t they over

    • lucygoosey74

      I remember patiently waiting for Paris Hilton’s 15 minutes to be up. Now I can’t wait for the day that we all say “Kim who?”.

      • Jenni Maier

        Any second now, right? RIGHT!? Tell me her 15 minutes are up in 2012.

    • mohalwes

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