You have to wonder at the mental rationale going through the mind of Diane Story, the aunt of douche extraordinaire Kevin Federline: I have a nephew who’s famous for being the most fertile man in Hollywood, but I missed out on his brief window of fame. Now people only know him for being fat.
But wait! There’s that Fifty Shades of Grey book out, ripping off Twilight fan fiction. That’s it—I’ll rip off my nephew’s life story with an erotic book.
That must be what happened, because now we have Pop Baby Krissy Ducet, a semi-biographical tale of blonde superstar Krissy Ducet, who picks up Keenan Fazio in a club and falls head over designer heels for him. Except that the girl is totally worried about keeping this guy’s attention, because of course Diane is biased toward Kevin, like any good relative:
The moment Krissy set her sights on Keenan, she knew he was amazing. Choosing him at the club was one of the best decisions of her life. Yet how can she compete with the beautiful Tara Butler? A woman from Keenan’s past who understands his sexual desires. Would sharing Keenan in Tara’s bed be their only option for love?
Celeb Dirty Laundry points out that it sounds like Diane is alleging that Kevin had some sort of sexual dissatisfaction with Britney… but wouldn’t it be the other way around? She was always too good for him, and it’s clear that her short-lived relationship with him contributed to her emotional breakdown.
You know how else I think Diane is riding the Fifty Shades of Grey popularity wave? The official listing for her book reveals that it features both M/F/F and M/F/M threesomes, plus “light bondage” and sex toys. Well, if EL James could do it…
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