If you think waking up before noon is exhausting, imagine being the child of Brangelina. Every day is class photo day. Every step outside the house is a Glamour Shots session. Every hair out of place is an opportunity to be lambasted by the media. I’m yawning just thinking of the poor kids — Maddox, Pax, Zahara, Shiloh, Vivi, Knox and the ghost of Jennifer Aniston’s empty uterus — and what they must go through every single day.
As part of their finally-getting-engaged celebration, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie took the kids to the Galapagos Islands. It’s the Disney World of the 1%.
PopSugar posted tons of fun photos of the family playing together on the beach and in the water and it looks like there’s even some kind of boat ride involved. But one photo in particular caught my eye. There’s one of Vivienne just passed out on the beach. Snoozing away while her siblings vacay it up.
Not only am I jealous that she can just pass out on the beach without a care in the world, but I’m also impressed with her boldness in beach-sleeper outfits. Wearing all white’s especially risky. Even moreso when you’re draping yourself all over the sand. Who knows what weird stains can show up. But clearly Vivi’s much braver than I am when it comes to beach couture.
Also she’s much richer. If she soils her outfit with beach stains, I’m sure her nanny has 9 more options at her disposable. I don’t have a nanny, so my life doesn’t come with that luxury.