Despite having the world’s sexiest uterus, no one cares that Megan Fox is pregnant. E! News broke the news tonight and within minutes “Megan Fox is Pregnant” was trending on Twitter. Naturally I clicked to see what everyone was saying about the awkward-teenager-turned-ungrateful-actress and was shocked to see that nobody cared. Every other tweet was like “shrug” and “whatever” and “who cares?”
Ironically they cared so much about making sure that you know they don’t care, that they tweeted out their lack of caring. It’s poetic in a weird way.
Here are my favorite non-carers. Seriously these people DON’T CARE at all.