Dita von Teese, giving fashion-clown realness.
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Let's start things off with Alicia Silverstone, who brought her son Bear to the festival so she could chew up the headliners and 'baby bird' them into his mouth and ears.
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Alexander Skarsgard looking very standard. I appreciate your rejection of the trendy fedora.
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Well this just isn't fair. This woman is a walking Victoria's Secret photo-shoot and I won't stand for it and neither should you.
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Okay, good. We're back to human beings. And bonus! It looks like Busy Phillips got the memo that I sent about wearing see-through clothes! What a relief.
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Well hello, Melanie Griffith! I look forward to seeing your next film project...just as soon as you make it.
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Here's Busy Phillips again on Day Two. She gets points for the hippie hair.
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Here's an example of the D-List depths that Coachella plumbed this weekend: this is Daniel Bedingfield...brother of Natasha Bedingfield...and two of his super famous friends. No pictures, please.
Also present in the celebrity relatives category were Zoe Kravitz, daughter of Lenny Kravitz, Nick Simmons, son of Gene Simmons, Angela Simmons, daughter of Russell Simmons, and Evan Ross, son of Diana Ross.
Are you impressed yet??
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Dita von Teese, giving fashion-clown realness.
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Now this I can't be mad at you for, Dita. You's a classy lady.
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I just...but Emma...
What did I JUST say to Dita von Teese? Remember how I liked her outfit? And then yours...well yours looks like that. And you probably knew that when you put it on.
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Well at least it's (almost) a whole outfit.
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Joe Jonas reminding us he's not just a boy-bander anymore. He goes to to music festivals and grows hair on his face and takes music seriously.
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Let's get another look at that grunge-face. Awwww yeahhhhh Joe Jonas.
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Kristen Stewart heard about the festival and mistakenly thought she was going to an audition for a down-and-out lady-boxer who has a real shot to make something of herself.
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You can't fool me, Robert Pattinson. Even though you weren't photographed with Kristen Stewart, I still know you were there together.
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And to close it out, we have Penn Badgley teaching Zoe Kravitz about the art of the perfect topknot.
I hope you enjoyed Coachella, kids! See you next year!
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