Well, Coachella just wrapped up its second and final weekend, but it seems like someone may have forgotten to tell the A-List celebrities that the festival went on for two weeks this year.
Translation: congratulations, D-List celebs, here comes your moment in the sun! I hope you remembered to pack your see-through dresses and hipster facial scruff! (Preferably not on the same person, but we’re open-minded.)
Aside from some standards like Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, and Joe Jonas, Week Two of Coachella settled for some distinctly un-famous faces. The festival was awash in what I’ll term “pseudo-lebrities”.
Definition: are you related to a celebrity? Even distantly? Or are you attractive and standing next to one? Photographers at Coachella Week Two will take a picture of you and sprinkle it liberally on the internet in absence of photos of actual famous people.
So scroll through our gallery and play a game with yourself called “Where Haven’t I Seen You Before?”.