For Some Mysterious Reason, Chris Brown Is Now Selling Puppies

I’m not sure if this is some wacky PR scheme to make America love Chris Brown or Joyce Hawkins, known on Twitter as MomBreezy, is playing some kind of hilarious puppy breeding prank on her son. Either way I’m intrigued by CB BREEDS, Chris Brown’s new dog dealing venture.

Last night at exactly 6:05 PM, MomBreezy tweeted out the following:

Early this morning that link led to CB BREEDS, a website full of puppies for sale. However when you go there now it just has a message that the site’s run out of bandwidth and until the owner buys more, it’s unavailable. Luckily our pals at Oh No They Didn’t got screenshots of the site before it went down.

It looked just liked this.

Very simple, very informal and very Geocities circa 1998. Just a few photos of puppies with their name and sex. Since i’m not a puppyologist (shocking, I know), I’m not sure exactly what breed these puppies are, but it’s safe to say they’re definitely puppies.

I just don’t know what Chris Brown is doing with a bushel of puppies. I highly doubt he needs the money — and even if he did, I can think of far more lucrative businesses for him to go into that are nowhere as time intensive as dog breeding. I’m pretty sure Team Breezy is still waiting for their signature Chris Brown scent. How else can one smell like hollow apologies and mistaken forgiveness?

Although we’re currently left with the mystery that is Chris Brown’s puppy selling website, we know one thing for sure. And that is that someone, likely MomBreezy, needs to spend some extra money and get that site back and up and running. I was planning on pulling a Boxcar Children and stalking those dogs all morning until I figured out what was going on.


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    • Chanel

      Every puppy needs a good home and a loving family, I don’t see no wrong of what Chris and his mother are doing.

      • fuku

        Thats because you are stupid.”i dont see no wrong of what” is not even close to english. Chris Brown and his mom are both pathetic fucking money whores and should be drug into the street and shot, along with you.

    • Maggie

      Hmm, I wonder if he beats both women and puppies? Wouldn’t surprise me, that’s probably why they’re up for adoption. Selling puppies doesn’t make you seem like any less of a violent sociopath!

      • tyra

        oh plz get over it it happened alomst four yrs ago i bet u wuldnt be saying that if he was white

      • mrrmrr

        ugh, oh please don’t pull the race card when someone points out that an AA has done something stupid. every race does stupid sh&%, and every race should be put in their place about it. Pit bulls, the puppies he is selling, are the most abused dogs in the US (and across the world, they just busted a huge dog fighting ring in the Phillipines) and they are also the most common dog in shelters–especially given that they are banned in many cities, counties and states. If shelters are overflowing with pit bulls, including puppies, that are killed (put to sleep for you squeemish ones) every day, and you are perpetuating the problem by not spaying and neutering your pets (when you clearly have the money to do so) then you are either a compassionless A-hole or a raging idiot. I won’t pick which one he is for you, but he’s one or the other.

    • shelley

      there are so many pit puppies dying in shelters every day, look on petfinder, we don’t need more back yard breeders….

    • Dia

      Clearly, one of his many pit bulls gave birth and he decided to put the puppies on sale. Can someone please explain the problem with that? People do it all the time.

    • stephanie

      race has NOTHING to do with this. i don’t care if you’re white, black, purple or pink. dogs are being put down EVERY SINGLE DAY at shelters across the country. Not just because they are sick or a danger to society, but because of over population and morons who continue to breed their dogs are just making it a million times worse. pit bulls are the number one dog stuck in shelters and being euthanized right now. i personally feel that chris brown is a piece of shit and i don’t get how people continue to support him. this only makes me respect him even less.

      opt to adopt and spay/neuter your pets.

      • booi

        So what? i think you should take care of you business and stop talkin’ bullshit!!!

    • LLS

      Actually anyone who is against this is stupid. I thought it was common practice that if your dog has a litter of puppies. You find good homes for them. Whats the problem. I swear Im in the top 5% when it comes to intelligence in America.

      • AlwaysRose

        Selling puppies over the internet does not equate with “finding them good homes”. Even the shelters here require you to do an interview before they let you take a dog home.

    • AlwaysRose

      Seriously, I thought he was playing a prank on his mother the first time I heard about it. Or that the person who told me about it was playing a prank on me ;)

      So several times this week, I just had to mention the fact that Chris Brown is selling puppies to unsuspecting friends. Same response as mine, every time — “What???? Nooooo… [insert laughter here]

      Although I do have to say, $1000 for a purebred dog is not exorbitant — I’m assuming that he did buy an expensive dog in the first place.

      Funny how his supporters are acting like he is saving the pitbulls of America in his new enterprise. No… he failed to have his dog spayed and now he’s selling the puppies. I have friends who rescued two pitbulls from a shelter — after a lot of retraining they became great family pets (although they still go overboard in guarding the house, each other, anybody or anything they like). They had both of the dogs neutered by the way, since they felt there were more than enough pitbull puppies available for adoption and they didn’t need to add to the stockpile.

      Honestly, it’s wrong to criticize every single thing a person does (like the amount he’s charging for these pups) but this was just funny.