The fourth season of The Real Housewives of New Jersey airs this Sunday and we’re already psyched for all the drama. Last year’s season totally dragged because Melissa and Joe Gorga weren’t quite villainous enough to keep it interesting.
But this season Teresa Giudice is the villain and we already know she’s absolutely crazy. Uncontrollably crazy. Will flip-a-table-pull-a-weave-and-pronounce-cumin-offensivly-wrong crazy. Our drama meter is hitting an all time high just thinking about it. You just know it will come down to her chucking Gia at Caroline Manzo’s head. And Gia will be sing-crying as she flies through the air, all “why can’t you all just get along.” TV perfection.
A Bravo insider told The Huffington Post that the Teresa situation is just as heated as everyone’s saying.
The rest of the cast refused to do any season 4 promotion with the infamous table-flipper. “It is so ugly between Teresa and the rest of the cast that they can’t even be in the same room with each other,” one network insider tells me. “But this isn’t one-sided, and the hate goes both ways. Caroline Manzo, Kathy Wakile, Jacqueline Laurita and Melissa Gorga want nothing to do with Teresa, and she wants nothing to do with them.”
As much as I love everything in that quote, I hate that Kathy’s involved. She’s such an absolute borefest. I don’t know how she got renewed for a second season. I would prefer they bring back Kim G instead of her. But I don’t work for HuffPo, so no Bravo insider contacted me about this important casting decision.
Regardless of Kathy being there, I still think this season will get us back to Danielle Staub levels of drama. And that’s what my DVR really needs right now. Some real life drama from real life crazies.
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